Apparently that new tropical storm is really hard to track. I keep seeing on the news TROPICAL STORM ETA
but they never say when it’ll hit.
What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?
Beer nuts are always over a dollar, deer nuts are always under a buck.
Goofy, I know, but still makes me laugh 20 years after I first heard it!
ETA: GUYS! Thanks so much for the upvotes, I've never had so many! Y'all made my night!
How does a Millennial weight themselves?
eta: yes, I saw the typo in the subject, about .01 after I hit "post", of course. Oh well! C'est la vie.
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An old joke my dad told me
A man and a woman, along with their six children, live together on a farm, raising chickens and other animals. Once a week, they slaughter one of the older chickens, and roast it for dinner. However, the family always fight over who gets to have a leg off the chicken, with only two of the eight fami...
Why was epsilon afraid of zeta?
Because zeta eta theta.