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What did theta say to eight?

Your belt is way too tight.

Why was epsilon afraid of zeta?

Because zeta eta theta.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

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Just thought of a physics joke in class

One day, Newton adopts a dog to play catch with his apple, naming it Theta. Busy with writing the *Principia*, Newton doesn't notice that Theta has been pooping all over the lawn. When he finally steps outside and sees the mess, he energetically graps his shovel and gets to work.

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