One day, Newton adopts a dog to play catch with his apple, naming it Theta. Busy with writing the *Principia*, Newton doesn't notice that Theta has been pooping all over the lawn. When he finally steps outside and sees the mess, he energetically graps his shovel and gets to work.
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