Omicron Jokes - 10 Hilarious Omicron Jokes

If you think Omicron's bad..

Just wait until Megatron shows up.

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The Omicron Variant is like a Katy Perry song.

Mild but pretty catchy.

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That's it! I'm buying Omicron.

I'll be damned if I let another crypto opportunity slip away.

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I can’t believe it’s omicron season already

I still have my delta decorations up.

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It's the Covid variant after Omicron I'm really worried about...

it may go on forever

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We really need to get Omicron under control before it mutates

Because the next Greek letter is Pi and you know how long that goes on

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I invented a new aftershave in honour of the Omicron virus

I named it ‘Leave me the Far Cologne’

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How can you tell a Futurama fan by asking them about the current state of Covid?

They can correctly pronounce Omicron

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Delta Airlines is changing their name

To Omicron

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The Queen is laying in hospital with her children at her bedside.

“The doctors remain optimistic but I worry my rule is coming to an end”. She says.

“But the Doctors say you have the omicron variant, do they not?” Said Charles.

“That’s right”, she replied.

“And the Symptoms are minor are they not?” He continued

“It’s true, but my body i...

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