Why was epsilon afraid of zeta?

Because zeta eta theta.

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Catharine Zeta Jones gets naked, ties a red sheet around around her neck

runs into the bedroom, jumps up on the bed and yells "super pussy". Michael rolls over and says "Think I'll take the soup."

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting

the branch of a tree hanging over a river ...
..., his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe had fallen into the water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the...

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Famous Agnes

Agnes was bragging to her boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know.
Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of her boasting, her boss called her bluff, "OK, Agnes, how about Catherine Zeta Jones?"

"No dramas boss, Catherine and I are old friends, and I c...

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