A little Mexican girl dreamed of playing the guitar.

Her name was Maria. She was very poor, but she knew that one day she would be a famous entertainer. One sunny morning, she discovered a makeshift vihuela abandoned behind a local shop. Ecstatic, she raced home and immediately started practicing.

While carefully fingering a chord outside of h...

I know kung fu, tae kwan do, ninjitsu, karate, tia chi...

and a few other asian words.

I wanted to do tai chi...

But I ended up with chai tea.

Back in 'Nam, we had to eat Kim Chi

He was our interpreter

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Chi-chi... or Death!

A military company is patrolling the Amazon jungle when they walk into an ambush by a native tribe. It's a total massacre; everyone save for the captain and a soldier is killed.

The natives secure the captured and brings them back to the village in the jungle. Once they arrive, they tie each ...

How chi was the Olympics?

So chi

a chicken walks into a bar

A chicken walks into a bar and sits down. As the bartender approaches the chicken, he can see that the chicken's eyes are bloodshot and that the chicken seems to have a nervous shake. The bartender asks the chicken if he's alright, and the chicken says he's fine. So the bartender asks the chicken wh...

What do you call a dog that spies on people?

A ChiHuawei

What do you call a group of California Highway Patrolmen with chewing tobacco?

CHiPs and dip.

What do monks spice their food with?

Chi(I’ll)is

What music do wind turbines listen to.....

They're huge metal fans.

Ba-dum chi

What happened when a tanker truck full of salsa overturned on an LA freeway?

CHiPs showed up.

The other day I found a little dog in Queens

It looked like it was starving and cold so I decided to take it home

It was a tiny little puppy and was filthy so I couldn’t really tell what kind of dog it was and decided to ask around

I first went to my friend from the Bronx

He said “that’s not a dog just one of those baby ra...

Very slightly based on a true story

When I was in college, our RA was in a frat, Alpha Chi Rho (usually Chi Rho for short.) They had this setup with some various clubs, athletes usually of some sort, because a lot of them majored in physical therapy and/or massage therapy, where they'd have the guys in the frat give therapy sessions.<...

What kind of dog is always easily amazed?

Chi-Wow-ah

What is Jason Voorhees's favorite country?

Chi-chi-chi Na-na-na.

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A mule and a monk open up separate burger joints, who was more successful?

Chi's Burgers was more successful, no one really went to Ass Burgers.

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3 Sides to the Story

God tells Saint Peter," Peter, John's taking a break. I want you to go the Pearly Gates and ask every new incoming soul for their story of their death, you should have the information on their lives and how they were in their files, and follow the guidelines to let the men into heaven."

Peter...

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