I'm making a plan to write all of my friends' names in alphabetical order...

I have a social list agenda.

I keep my herbs in alphabetical order

People ask me how I find the thyme. It's easy. It's right next to the Sage

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Five surgeons were talking about the best patients...

First surgeon says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered."
Second surgeon says, "Nah - librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
Third surgeon responds, "Try electricians, man! Everything in...

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There are judges for different religions and they are categorized alphabetically.

There's Judge Atheist A, Judge Buddhist B, Judge Christian C and...

Judge Jew D.

Nurse: Doctor, I have organized the list of donor's hearts, livers, kidneys in alphabetical order

Doctor: Wow, its very *organ-ized*

The obituaries are really concerning me as of late...

People seem to be dying in alphabetical order.

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