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What do you call a hospital who lists all their donor patients in alphabetical order

Organ-Ized

I keep my herbs in alphabetical order

People ask me how I find the thyme. It's easy. It's right next to the Sage

I'm making a plan to write all of my friends' names in alphabetical order...

I have a social list agenda.

I have CDO

It's like OCD but in alphabetical order, as it should be.

You’re Up Next Soldier

While posted to Germany in 1987 I was a Cpl in the Canadian Army. I had been selected to attend a Combat Leadership Course.
One of the first things we were required to do was stand in front of our peers in a classroom and give a brief blurb on ourselves.
The course Warrant Officer said “Righ...

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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything ins...

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There are judges for different religions and they are categorized alphabetically.

There's Judge Atheist A, Judge Buddhist B, Judge Christian C and...

Judge Jew D.

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