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Why do the Russians put Z on all their military vehicles?

Because sooner or later they will all belong to Zelensky

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There's boomers, millennials then GenZ so what's the next generation going to be?

Fucked.

Why are the Russian forces in Ukraine using the symbol "Z"?

Because the other half of the swastika fell off due to poor Russian maintenance.

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations,the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has acc...

The letters I, Z, R and E walked into a bar.

The result was bizarre.

Why is the Z the only politically-correct letter?

Because all the other letters are not-Z's.

Why did Russia choose “Z” as their pro-war logo?

Because everyone who doesn’t agree with Putin is a “not-Z”!

My son asked me, "Dad, what does the Z stand for on Russian tanks?"

"Well son", I said, "You've heard of Plan A and when that fails, you go to a Plan B?"

"They're on Plan Z already."

Russian Z-tanks go....

zzzzzzzzzzz......

Why do the Russians paint Z on everything?

Why do the Russians paint Z on everything?
Because the swastika was already taken.

What if all those Z signs we've seen are Russians trying to undo the past month?

but they can't because they have no control

Why does Russian tanks have Z sign?

Because most of the dead crews are below 20

Does Forrest Gump belong to Gen X, Gen Y, or Gen Z?

Nope. He belongs to Gen A.

I'm going to tell my Gen Z friend a joke about Social Security...

...but he probably won't get it.

What is the name of Jay-Z's pet sloth?

Lay-Z

The Boy who Speaks in Coffee

There was once an Italian boy who was born to a pair of baristas. Unfortunately, he was born with a mental defect which meant that his vocabulary would be formed very early, and would be highly associative. As his parents worked around the clock to support their new son, his vocabulary quickly becam...

A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar

They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.

They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. ...

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my dick is so big

If you laid it out on a keyboard it'd stretch all the way from A to Z

What does Gen Z have in common with the Greatest Generation?

They consider it a great achievement if they survive childhood without getting shot.

What does an vegan zombie eat?

GrAAaAinZ

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My wang is so big...

If I put it on a keyboard, it stretches from A to Z.


Oh, wait a minute...

What did Jay Z call Beyonce before they were married ?

Feyonce.

If x=y and y=z, then x=z.

Applying the same logic.

If all men are pigs.
And Men and women are equal.

Then all women are pigs.

Why would gen z make bad astronauts?

In space no one can hear you meme

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one but it takes 15 episodes.

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My dick is so long if I laid it on the keyboard it would stretch all the way from A to Z

Wait... Shit...

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyónce

In 2007, a young girl Zimbabwean girl asked her parents for Z$20.00.

Her mom responded "Z$30.00? What do you need Z$50.00 for?"

What is La-Z-Boy's actual name?

Rick Liner

The letters in the English alphabet go to the beach (don't ask me why). Every letter gets sunburned except W, X, Y and Z. Why?

They had UV protection in front.

what did the white woman say to the other white woman who confused jay-z for lil wayne?

thats ludacris

After Generation Z, the next generation should be called generation AA

It would fit even better because they will be the generation to grow up with batteries inside everything.

Generation Z is best known for being hard-working

...within the Minecraft community.

What is the flower name of Jay-Z?

Day-Z :)

I think the Russian invasion of Ukraine was caused by a translation error.

The Russian military invading Ukraine all have Z's, and the Ukrainians fighting back are the "Not Z's".

I think if we just took this time to discuss the uselessness of the letter z in the English language, the world would be a much better place.

Thank you for coming to my zed talk.

I really shouldn't have hit ctrl+z

It seemed like a good idea at the time, but it turned out to be my undoing

I wanted to change my name to Dragon Ball Z...

My friend said, "Wow, that's a lot of papers you have to fill out!"
I said "Yeah, this isn't even my final form!"

Vicar: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T man and wife V W X Y Z

Groom: Why did you say that?

Vicar: Because I now pronounce u 'man and wife'

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What would Hitler’s invasion of Czechoslovakia be called if it was done by Gen Z’s?

Vibe Czech

What's the volume of a pizza with a radius of z and a thickness of a?

Pi * z * z * a

Frieza from Dragon Ball Z gets a job as a medical receptionist

After a long day of fighting Vegeta comes into the Dr’s office to get some wounds looked at. As a new patient, Frieza directs him to fill out a hefty stack of new patient paperwork.

After some time, Vegeta brings his finished paperwork to Frieza only to be handed another stack of paperwork. ...

To what party was ‘Z’ not invited?

The Not-Z Party

In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A — G and P — Z.

The problem’s H to O.

Gen Z should change their name to...

quaranteens.

Why did the Ukrainian fall asleep?

He wanted to catch some Z’s

Who would have Jay-Z married if he was a sailor?

Buoyancy.

Jay-Z is Unable to Locate His Mobile Phone.

He says "Beyonce, have you seen my phone anywhere?"

She says "Did you try call it?"

He says "Yeah but it's on silent."

She says "If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-phosphorus-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y and Z.

"Umm.. Why did you say phosphorus?"

Because it is the ....EL-EM-ENT-AL P.

A kindergartner asks to use the bathroom

Teacher: “sing the ABC’s, then I’ll let you go”

Kindergartner: “A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z”

Teacher: “Where’s the P?”

Kindergartner: “It’s running down my pants!”

Coronavirus is all Gen Z’s fault

They wanted everything to go viral, now look what’s happened.

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The other day, my friend told me his penis was so big that it went from A to Z.

I told him to stop putting his dick on his keyboard or I'm never fixing his computer again.

The first four letters of the alphabet are the hardest.

The rest are e-z.

I have an amazing joke about Dragon Ball Z.

Find out tomorrow on R/jokes!

After Gen X (1961-1981), Gen Y (1981-1996), and Gen Z (1996-2012), we’ll have to return to the beginning of the alphabet.

So the next Generation will be the Forrest Gump generation.

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Do y'know there's Dragon Ball Z smut?

Kamehameha Sutra

Stanley the Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for his driver's license and the first thing they had him do was take an eyesight test. The optician showed him the chart with the letters, "C Z W I X N O S T A C Z."

"Can you read this?" asked the optician.

Excitedly, Stanley yelled, "Read it?! I know the guy!"

What'd the Gen Z-er say to the spice shop owner who claimed to have the largest spice plants of anyone around?

I'm here for a good thyme not a long thyme

Girl, are you the secant of angle Z?

Cuz you sure are sec(Z)

A horse walks into a bar and says, “On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?”

The bartender says, “Y, long face.”

What did Jay-Z say when Beyonce released Lemonade?

I got 100 problems.

How do you ground a gen z?

Make them go outside and socialize.

What did the Gen Z baker yell when he tossed the dough?

YEEST

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

What do you call it when Gen Z brings the good economy back?

A Boomer-ang.

What does the far-right have in common with the first 25 letters of the alphabet?

They are all not z's.

Getting real sick of all the Dragon Ball Z references...

Just Saiyan...

What is Kim Jong Un’s rapper name?

Run-D.M.Z.

How many 'Dragonball Z' characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-over a six episode arc.



But Goku is the one to screw it in after mastering transformation into a Super Sayin Electrician.

The Czech at the optometrist

The optometrist shows him the usual table, you know the kind, with the C Z R N H K...

"Can you read this?"

"Read? This moocher still owes me 50 bucks!"

A z-score of 1.9 walked into a bar

The bartender says, “Why so down today?”


The score replies, “I’m feeling so insignificant.”

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They're coming out with a Dragon Ball Z for old people.

It's called Draggin' Balls Z

I read that the Icelandic alphabet doesn't have a 'Z' in it.

How do the people there sleep at night?

Michael Jackson did a moonwalk. What does Jay-Z do?

Jay-walks of course

Jay-Z owned a baseball team.

From day one, it was a foregone conclusion that it would be a cellar-dwelling team. Everyone on that team had a batting average of below .150, and not a single player scored a home-run. The defense was horrible; every outfielder was scared of fly-balls, the infielders couldn’t catch line drives to s...

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

What's the difference between a Dragon Ball Z episode and a Markiplier video?

A *Dragon Ball Z* episode doesn't have as much screaming

Z used to be at the front of the alphabet

But as we all know, a threw z.

Most people would say that Eminem, Jay-Z, or Andre 3000 spit the hardest on the mic...

I personally think it was Mia Khalifa.

What comes after Z?

A question mark.

What kind of character does J-Roc wish was in Dragonball Z?

Gnome Saiyan

A boomer, a millennial, and a Gen Z kid walk into a bar

They sit down at a table and order a bottle of whiskey. The boomer pours a tall glass for himself and says, "There ain't no social security left, so I'm pouring myself a big glass of whiskey!" Then, the millennial grabs the bottle an pours a medium sized glass and says, "I've got $100,000 in student...

Ted Cruz, according to the news, IS planning THat Either cruZ Or his aDminIstrAtion will be Compiling their documents to maKe a IntegraL poLitical announcemEnt this afteRnoon

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Some people say that Frieza was the best character in Dragon Ball Z, but...

I think his brother was cooler.

Jay-Z should open a pizza place.

But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's.

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