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Why is Z the only letter in the alphabet you should be friends with?

Because all other letters are Nazis.

The letters I, Z, R and E walked into a bar.

The result was bizarre.

What does Gen Z have in common with the Greatest Generation?

They consider it a great achievement if they survive childhood without getting shot.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one but it takes 15 episodes.

Does Forrest Gump belong to Gen X, Gen Y, or Gen Z?

Nope. He belongs to Gen A.

Why would gen z make bad astronauts?

In space no one can hear you meme

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My dick is so long if I laid it on the keyboard it would stretch all the way from A to Z

Wait... Shit...

Generation Z is best known for being hard-working

...within the Minecraft community.

A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar

They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.

They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. ...

I had a joke for Generation Z about Social Security...

... But they're probably not going to get it.

In 2007, a young girl Zimbabwean girl asked her parents for Z$20.00.

Her mom responded "Z$30.00? What do you need Z$50.00 for?"

What is the flower name of Jay-Z?

Day-Z :)

What is La-Z-Boy's actual name?

Rick Liner

What did Jay Z call his wife before they got married?

Fiance

I really shouldn't have hit ctrl+z

It seemed like a good idea at the time, but it turned out to be my undoing

what did the white woman say to the other white woman who confused jay-z for lil wayne?

thats ludacris

The letters in the English alphabet go to the beach (don't ask me why). Every letter gets sunburned except W, X, Y and Z. Why?

They had UV protection in front.

I think if we just took this time to discuss the uselessness of the letter z in the English language, the world would be a much better place.

Thank you for coming to my zed talk.

If x=y and y=z, then x=z.

Applying the same logic.

If all men are pigs.
And Men and women are equal.

Then all women are pigs.

After Generation Z, the next generation should be called generation AA

It would fit even better because they will be the generation to grow up with batteries inside everything.

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What would Hitler’s invasion of Czechoslovakia be called if it was done by Gen Z’s?

Vibe Czech

How do you calculate the volume of a pizza with radius Z and height A?

Pi * Z * Z * A

It's easy to hide a function if it has no Z's

you can hide it in plane sight.

Gen Z should change their name to...

quaranteens.

What is the rapper name of Jay-Z's lazy brother?

Lay-Z

Frieza from Dragon Ball Z gets a job as a medical receptionist

After a long day of fighting Vegeta comes into the Dr’s office to get some wounds looked at. As a new patient, Frieza directs him to fill out a hefty stack of new patient paperwork.

After some time, Vegeta brings his finished paperwork to Frieza only to be handed another stack of paperwork. ...

Jay-Z is Unable to Locate His Mobile Phone.

He says "Beyonce, have you seen my phone anywhere?"

She says "Did you try call it?"

He says "Yeah but it's on silent."

She says "If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."

Vicar: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T man and wife V W X Y Z

Groom: Why did you say that?

Vicar: Because I now pronounce u 'man and wife'

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-phosphorus-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y and Z.

"Umm.. Why did you say phosphorus?"

Because it is the ....EL-EM-ENT-AL P.

I wanted to change my name to Dragon Ball Z...

My friend said, "Wow, that's a lot of papers you have to fill out!"
I said "Yeah, this isn't even my final form!"

To what party was ‘Z’ not invited?

The Not-Z Party

Coronavirus is all Gen Z’s fault

They wanted everything to go viral, now look what’s happened.

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Are anti-fascists Z’s?

Because everyone’s telling me that fascists are Nazis

Who would have Jay-Z married if he was a sailor?

Buoyancy.

In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A — G and P — Z.

The problem’s H to O.

What'd the Gen Z-er say to the spice shop owner who claimed to have the largest spice plants of anyone around?

I'm here for a good thyme not a long thyme

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Do y'know there's Dragon Ball Z smut?

Kamehameha Sutra

I have an amazing joke about Dragon Ball Z.

Find out tomorrow on R/jokes!

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The other day, my friend told me his penis was so big that it went from A to Z.

I told him to stop putting his dick on his keyboard or I'm never fixing his computer again.

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My dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z.

Wait, shit.

Stanley the Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for his driver's license and the first thing they had him do was take an eyesight test. The optician showed him the chart with the letters, "C Z W I X N O S T A C Z."

"Can you read this?" asked the optician.

Excitedly, Stanley yelled, "Read it?! I know the guy!"

A horse walks into a bar and says, “On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?”

The bartender says, “Y, long face.”

What do you call it when Gen Z brings the good economy back?

A Boomer-ang.

How do you ground a gen z?

Make them go outside and socialize.

What did Jay-Z say when Beyonce released Lemonade?

I got 100 problems.

Girl, are you the secant of angle Z?

Cuz you sure are sec(Z)

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My dick stretches from A to Z

On my keyboard.

What did the Gen Z baker yell when he tossed the dough?

YEEST

A z-score of 1.9 walked into a bar

The bartender says, “Why so down today?”


The score replies, “I’m feeling so insignificant.”

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

I read that the Icelandic alphabet doesn't have a 'Z' in it.

How do the people there sleep at night?

Jay Z walks into a game store...

There's an old guy behind the counter. Jay walks up to him and says "I need a Nintendo Switch. I been looking all over town for one, and I swear I'm gonna punch the next person who says they don't got one"

The old guy is like "Well... we do trade old consoles that need repairing. Maybe we can...

How many 'Dragonball Z' characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-over a six episode arc.



But Goku is the one to screw it in after mastering transformation into a Super Sayin Electrician.

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They're coming out with a Dragon Ball Z for old people.

It's called Draggin' Balls Z

Getting real sick of all the Dragon Ball Z references...

Just Saiyan...

At work, they ask us to prepare for projects using an A through Z list. This week, my boss called me into his office.

He told me that he was irritated by preparations A through G. However, he felt as though Preparation H felt good on the hole.

Michael Jackson did a moonwalk. What does Jay-Z do?

Jay-walks of course

What's the difference between a Dragon Ball Z episode and a Markiplier video?

A *Dragon Ball Z* episode doesn't have as much screaming

A boomer, a millennial, and a Gen Z kid walk into a bar

They sit down at a table and order a bottle of whiskey. The boomer pours a tall glass for himself and says, "There ain't no social security left, so I'm pouring myself a big glass of whiskey!" Then, the millennial grabs the bottle an pours a medium sized glass and says, "I've got $100,000 in student...

Most people would say that Eminem, Jay-Z, or Andre 3000 spit the hardest on the mic...

I personally think it was Mia Khalifa.

Z used to be at the front of the alphabet

But as we all know, a threw z.

What comes after Z?

A question mark.

What kind of character does J-Roc wish was in Dragonball Z?

Gnome Saiyan

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

Some people say that Frieza was the best character in Dragon Ball Z, but...

I think his brother was cooler.

Jay-Z should open a pizza place.

But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's.

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

I'm going to start a band called Control Z

We will play our songs, but start over half way through it.

Magicians . Z z z

I watched a Spanish magician's act the other day. he was pretty good throughout but the finale was stunning. he stood in the middle of the stage, waved his arms, counted out "uno, dos..." and then vanished without a tres.

What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-cé.

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Jay-Z has vowed to never use the word "bitch" again

I guess he has 100 problems now.

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

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