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Gen Z names are so stupid. For instance, a young man introduced himself to me as Jathan..... Not Jason. Not Nathan... Jathan.

I'm not good with remembering names so I try to incorporate them into the conversation to help me to remember. So I said to him

"It's very nice to meet you Jathan."

"That is a very unique name, Jathan."

"Are you from around here Jathan?"

To which he replied

"Wow, a...

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There's boomers, millennials then GenZ so what's the next generation going to be?

Fucked.

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My dick is so long if I laid it on the keyboard it would stretch all the way from A to Z

Wait... Shit...

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

I wanted to change my name to Dragon Ball Z...

My friend said, "Wow, that's a lot of papers you have to fill out!"
I said "Yeah, this isn't even my final form!"

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyónce

Why are the Russian forces in Ukraine using the symbol "Z"?

Because the other half of the swastika fell off due to poor Russian maintenance.

If x=y and y=z, then x=z.

Applying the same logic.

If all men are pigs.
And Men and women are equal.

Then all women are pigs.

Why do the Russians put Z on all their military vehicles?

Because sooner or later they will all belong to Zelensky

Does Forrest Gump belong to Gen X, Gen Y, or Gen Z?

Nope. He belongs to Gen A.

I'm getting a little tired of Gen Z-er's attitudes.

Always walking around like they rent the place.

A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar

They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.

They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. ...

I really shouldn't have pressed CTRL+Z.

It seemed like a good idea at the time, but it turned out to be my undoing.

Why was Z afraid of all the other letters in the alphabet?

Because all the other letters were not-Z’s.

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Dragon Ball Z is real.

Messi collected 7 golden balls and successfully wished for a world cup.

How does a Gen Z-er tell a joke?

Idk bc fml lmao

In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A — G and P — Z.

The problem’s H to O.

Why did Russia choose “Z” as their pro-war logo?

Because everyone who doesn’t agree with Putin is a “not-Z”!

My son asked me, "Dad, what does the Z stand for on Russian tanks?"

"Well son", I said, "You've heard of Plan A and when that fails, you go to a Plan B?"

"They're on Plan Z already."

The letters I, Z, R and E walked into a bar.

The result was bizarre.

Why is the Z the only politically-correct letter?

Because all the other letters are not-Z's.

Why do the Russians paint Z on everything?

Why do the Russians paint Z on everything?
Because the swastika was already taken.

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What would Hitler’s invasion of Czechoslovakia be called if it was done by Gen Z’s?

Vibe Czech

Russian Z-tanks go....

zzzzzzzzzzz......

Why does Russian tanks have Z sign?

Because most of the dead crews are below 20

What if all those Z signs we've seen are Russians trying to undo the past month?

but they can't because they have no control

What does Gen Z have in common with the Greatest Generation?

They consider it a great achievement if they survive childhood without getting shot.

After Generation Z, the next generation should be called generation AA

It would fit even better because they will be the generation to grow up with batteries inside everything.

what did the white woman say to the other white woman who confused jay-z for lil wayne?

thats ludacris

What's the volume of a pizza with a radius of z and a thickness of a?

Pi * z * z * a

Why would gen z make bad astronauts?

In space no one can hear you meme

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My dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z.

Wait, shit.

I'm going to tell my Gen Z friend a joke about Social Security...

...but he probably won't get it.

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters

‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’

‘Can you read this?’ the optician asked.

‘Read it?’ the Polish guy replied, ‘I know the guy.’

In 2007, a young girl Zimbabwean girl asked her parents for Z$20.00.

Her mom responded "Z$30.00? What do you need Z$50.00 for?"

The letters in the English alphabet go to the beach (don't ask me why). Every letter gets sunburned except W, X, Y and Z. Why?

They had UV protection in front.

Vicar: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T man and wife V W X Y Z

Groom: Why did you say that?

Vicar: Because I now pronounce u 'man and wife'

Generation Z is best known for being hard-working

...within the Minecraft community.

What is the flower name of Jay-Z?

Day-Z :)

What is La-Z-Boy's actual name?

Rick Liner

English to become the official European language

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. 

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement an...

Frieza from Dragon Ball Z gets a job as a medical receptionist

After a long day of fighting Vegeta comes into the Dr’s office to get some wounds looked at. As a new patient, Frieza directs him to fill out a hefty stack of new patient paperwork.

After some time, Vegeta brings his finished paperwork to Frieza only to be handed another stack of paperwork. ...

To what party was ‘Z’ not invited?

The Not-Z Party

Gen Z should change their name to...

quaranteens.

Jay-Z is Unable to Locate His Mobile Phone.

He says "Beyonce, have you seen my phone anywhere?"

She says "Did you try call it?"

He says "Yeah but it's on silent."

She says "If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-phosphorus-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y and Z.

"Umm.. Why did you say phosphorus?"

Because it is the ....EL-EM-ENT-AL P.

Coronavirus is all Gen Z’s fault

They wanted everything to go viral, now look what’s happened.

Who would have Jay-Z married if he was a sailor?

Buoyancy.

What'd the Gen Z-er say to the spice shop owner who claimed to have the largest spice plants of anyone around?

I'm here for a good thyme not a long thyme

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The other day, my friend told me his penis was so big that it went from A to Z.

I told him to stop putting his dick on his keyboard or I'm never fixing his computer again.

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Do y'know there's Dragon Ball Z smut?

Kamehameha Sutra

I have an amazing joke about Dragon Ball Z.

Find out tomorrow on R/jokes!

How do you ground a gen z?

Make them go outside and socialize.

A horse walks into a bar and says, “On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?”

The bartender says, “Y, long face.”

What did Jay-Z say when Beyonce released Lemonade?

I got 100 problems.

Putin thought that taking Kyiv was just a matter of painting letters on tanks.

It was easier Z than done.

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

Girl, are you the secant of angle Z?

Cuz you sure are sec(Z)

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My dick stretches from A to Z

On my keyboard.

What did the Gen Z baker yell when he tossed the dough?

YEEST

Jay-Z owned a baseball team.

From day one, it was a foregone conclusion that it would be a cellar-dwelling team. Everyone on that team had a batting average of below .150, and not a single player scored a home-run. The defense was horrible; every outfielder was scared of fly-balls, the infielders couldn’t catch line drives to s...

Jay Z walks into a game store...

There's an old guy behind the counter. Jay walks up to him and says "I need a Nintendo Switch. I been looking all over town for one, and I swear I'm gonna punch the next person who says they don't got one"

The old guy is like "Well... we do trade old consoles that need repairing. Maybe we can...

A z-score of 1.9 walked into a bar

The bartender says, “Why so down today?”


The score replies, “I’m feeling so insignificant.”

How many 'Dragonball Z' characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-over a six episode arc.



But Goku is the one to screw it in after mastering transformation into a Super Sayin Electrician.

I read that the Icelandic alphabet doesn't have a 'Z' in it.

How do the people there sleep at night?

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They're coming out with a Dragon Ball Z for old people.

It's called Draggin' Balls Z

Michael Jackson did a moonwalk. What does Jay-Z do?

Jay-walks of course

What comes after Z?

A question mark.

A boomer, a millennial, and a Gen Z kid walk into a bar

They sit down at a table and order a bottle of whiskey. The boomer pours a tall glass for himself and says, "There ain't no social security left, so I'm pouring myself a big glass of whiskey!" Then, the millennial grabs the bottle an pours a medium sized glass and says, "I've got $100,000 in student...

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It was Friday night. Frank, Jim and Ed were at the game ready to watch 26 infected zombie girls tear each other to pieces.

Tied around the inside of the arena, the infected girls are labelled A-Z, with fresh meat tied to their backs to entice them to fight. The winner is the last one standing.

Over 50,000 spectators watch from the stands behind a wire fence, betting slips in hand and eager for the fight to begin....

What's the difference between a Dragon Ball Z episode and a Markiplier video?

A *Dragon Ball Z* episode doesn't have as much screaming

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

Z used to be at the front of the alphabet

But as we all know, a threw z.

Most people would say that Eminem, Jay-Z, or Andre 3000 spit the hardest on the mic...

I personally think it was Mia Khalifa.

Ted Cruz, according to the news, IS planning THat Either cruZ Or his aDminIstrAtion will be Compiling their documents to maKe a IntegraL poLitical announcemEnt this afteRnoon

[hope you can decrypt it]

What kind of character does J-Roc wish was in Dragonball Z?

Gnome Saiyan

Some people say that Frieza was the best character in Dragon Ball Z, but...

I think his brother was cooler.

TIL that Funimation has an unreleased Dragon Ball Z episode where they just improved the whole script.

Oops. Wrong dub.

(Real oops. Meant to type improvised)

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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