I told my wife that I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.
Her: How would you find the time?
Me: Easy. It’ll be right next to the sage.
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I love putting books in alphabetical order
Bkoos
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Four Surgeons
Four surgeons sit around discussing their favorite patients.
The first surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order".
The second surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerica...
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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything ins...
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I'm making a plan to write all of my friends' names in alphabetical order...
I have a social list agenda.
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What do you call a hospital who lists all their donor patients in alphabetical order
Organ-Ized
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When god gave out bodies, he did it in alphabetical order.
GOD: And to you, horse, I give you a golden mane, great strength and speed, and a giant gait. You will be the noblest of beasts, and men will love you.
HORSEFLY (next in line): Oh man this is gonna be gooood
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Nurse: Doctor, I have organized the list of donor's hearts, livers, kidneys in alphabetical order
Doctor: Wow, its very *organ-ized*
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