If you don't know what to talk about on a first date try mentioning Global Warming.
It's a huge icebreaker.
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The principal confiscated my CD's and microSD full of songs from 1980's shoot-em-up video games, specifically the ones mentioning eagles.
He said it was illegal contraband.
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before land...
My geography teacher told us this one yesterday, after mentioning how biologically it makes sense for girls to wear pants and boys to wear skirts.
How many blackbirds can you fit under a Scottish mans kilt?
Depends how big the perch is.
There are 2 types of people
1. Those who are worth mentioning
Math Test
Boy: Can I get your number?
Girl: Sorry I have a boyfriend
Boy: I have a math test
Girl: Why are you telling me this?
Boy: Oh i thought we were mentioning things we can cheat on
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