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Mediums Jokes

Why do Irish mediums do business in the supermarket?

Because that's where they get the messages.

Why are clairvoyants called mediums?

Because they're not rare or well done.

Why do mediums drink?

To get in touch with spirits.

When mediums get drunk and all sentimental...

They call their future spouses.

My opinion on mediums where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged?

I'm forum.

Found a shirt that says, “I see dead people”

But I can’t wear it because it only fits mediums

I called one of those psychic hotlines and said can you put me through to a large overweight fortune-teller please?

She said sorry, we only have mediums

Why are there no psychics who enjoy life

Happy mediums don't exist

Psychics, clairvoyants and fortune tellers are easy to buy clothes for...

Because they're all mediums

Why did the Psychic Academy only order large and small T-shirts?

Because they already had plenty of mediums.

Try to buy some clothes from a spiritualist shop today.

Turns out they could only offer mediums.

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