Solvent Jokes - 11 Hilarious Solvent Jokes

Alcohol is a perfect solvent

It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

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Guy goes to Doc because his dick is orange.

A guy goes to the doctor because his dick is orange;

Doctor looks at it and say, “yep, it’s orange alright”

Guy says, “why is it orange doc? What could it be?”

Doc thinks for a minute… then asks the guy, “do you work around dyes or paints or anything like that?”

Guy says,...

Solvent abuse

It's nothing to sniff at.

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What do you call a Rabbi who works with solvents?

An 'acidic Jew

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An electrolyte and a solvent are talking in jail.

Solvent: What are you in for?
Electrolyte: A salt charge.

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My friend wanted a non polar solvent for his collection that wasn't particularly toxic.

I told him to get some water from the equator.

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To those who say "alcohol is not the solution":

Alcohol is a solvent. By definition, it's part of the solution.

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The key to fixing all of the world’s problems is drinking more water

It’s the universal solvent

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My chemistry teacher is a damn liar!

He said that alcohol is a solvent. I've been drinking for years and it hasn't solved any of my problems.

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Came home from work to find my husband panicking because he'd managed to glue his cock to a shoe.

I instantly started panicking too then started rushing about looking for solvents and medical supplies. It was only when he started laughing that I realised he was just fooking aboot.

An elementary school student gets gum stuck in his hair...

So the nurse takes him to the science teacher and say "Can you get the gum out of his hair?"

The science teacher responds "Of course, its just a matter of having the right solvent."

An hour later the nurse asks the science teacher "Have any luck?"

The science teacher responds "Y...

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