The key to fixing all of the world’s problems is drinking more water
It’s the universal solvent
An electrolyte and a solvent are talking in jail.
Solvent: What are you in for? Electrolyte: A salt charge.
To those who say "alcohol is not the solution":
Alcohol is a solvent. By definition, it's part of the solution.
I will be doing an alcohol free month...
I guess I'll have to find an alternative to ethanol as a solvent for my capsaicin extractions.
My chemistry teacher is a damn liar!
He said that alcohol is a solvent. I've been drinking for years and it hasn't solved any of my problems.
An elementary school student gets gum stuck in his hair...
So the nurse takes him to the science teacher and say "Can you get the gum out of his hair?"
The science teacher responds "Of course, its just a matter of having the right solvent."
An hour later the nurse asks the science teacher "Have any luck?"
The science teacher responds "Y...
Just found this joke in my Chem eng textbook
The little-known rare earth element nauseum (atomic weight 172) has the interesting property
of being completely insoluble in everything but 12-year-old bourbon. This curious fact was discovered in the laboratory of Professor Ludwig von Schlimazel, the eminent German chemist whose invention of t...