I was at a seance and the spiritualist kept giggling, so I punched him.
My mother always told me to strike a happy medium.
When I went to pay for my items in a spiritualist shop I noticed a sign saying 'Queue on the other side'.
So I killed myself.
Try to buy some clothes from a spiritualist shop today.
Turns out they could only offer mediums.
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Sex with ghosts
A spiritualist meeting, and the leader asks the crowd, "Who here believes in ghosts?" Most of the hands go up. "Has anyone here seen a ghost?" Fewer hands go up. "Heard a ghost?" "Smelled a ghost?" "Touched a ghost?" Fewer hands go up each time. Finally, he asks "Has anyone here ever had sex...