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Meaner Jokes

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

What's meaner than a pitbull with AIDS?

The man who gave it to him.
Via shared needles.

I i had a dollar for everytime someone called me mean...

I'd be meaner.

A man walks into a pet store...

...and says I need a dog. The store owner says “sounds good—what kind of demeanor are you looking for?”

The man replies “well I need a guard dog, so da meaner da better.”

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

ATTACK DOG

A man wanted a big, veracious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized in attack dogs. The man explained to the kennel owner that he wanted the biggest, meanest, most vicious dog in the kennel, and the owner offered to take the man on a tour of the premises. After they ha...
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