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What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

What's meaner than a pitbull with AIDS?

The man who gave it to him.
Via shared needles.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

NSFW: A cowboy, hard on his luck, walks into a bar and sits down at a stool.

He orders himself a shot, and the bartender passes one down. The cowboy looks behind the bartender and sees a big glass suitcase full of money and asks, "Hey, bartender! What's that big glass suitcase full of money right there?"

"Hell, that's for anybody that can do 3 things for me."

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