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Jewish women are so stingy

They want even their dicks at least 10% off!

What did the stingy schizophrenic finally come to realize after years of therapy?

That Sharon is Karen...

My mates called me stingy so I decided to buy them a beer.

Turns out they wanted one each.

A stingy man invites a couple people fo dinner

A stingy man invites a couple people for dinner, they sit down and plates start coming in.. all plates are filled with rice and only rice..

They start eating expecting different food will come in, then the man's son comes in and asks his dad "should I bring in the chickens?" The dad says "Not...

A stingy old man and pharmacist know each other

Since a long time. The old man would always buy the cheapest, smallest, generic versions of medicines, would always ask for samples.

One day the old man walks up to the pharmacy....

Old man: i need a new toothbrush because one bristle broke today.

Pharmacist: the pharmacist kn...

Today someone told me this joke about the stereotype that we Swabians are stingy

A Swabian goes to the registry office and asks how he can change his name.

The civil servant asks him, why he needs the name change.

The Swabian answers: "I found a box full of business cards in the street yesterday."

Don't be stingy when it comes to getting a circumcision.

I got one cheap and it was a total rip-off.

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What's the difference between a stingy neighbor and a cheap prostitute?

One nickels and dimes you for screws while the other screws you for nickels and dimes.

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There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but never able to save any money to do so.

One day they came with an idea. Each time they make love, they will put a 10 note into a piggy bank. They bought the piggy, and followed that procedure for about a year.

After that time, they decided that there is enough money for their dream vacation and broke the piggy bank.

The ...

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A young newlywed couple were too poor to go on a honeymoon.

The husband came up with an idea: every time they had sex, they would each put a dollar into a piggy bank. When they reached their first anniversary, they would open the bank and use the money it contained for their honeymoon.

All went well for their first year, and on their anniversary, th...

The real reason I stopped smoking with Latinos.

The other day I asked this dude if he had some papers, he didn't say a word and just took off down the street as fast as he could. Some people are so damn stingy man.

Why do wasps never leave tips?

Because they're stingy.

The Obedient Wife

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, but was very stingy.

Just before he died, he said to his wife..."When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his w...

Bees don't like sharing their honey

They're so stingy!

He Demanded to be Buried With ALL of His Money...

After working hard his entire life and religiously saving his money, one man’s dying wish was to be buried with every cent he had earned.

Of course, this last selfish request would have left his widow destitute, but apparently, a lifetime of love and devotion wasn’t worth much to him.

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A Dying Lawyer's Wish

A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you."

After much thought and consideration, the man finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to ...

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