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Mascots Jokes

what do zombie cereal mascots say?

graaaiiiins

What ethnicity are the Mucinex mascots?

Phlegmish.

Can you name the 3 NFL team's mascots that start with the letter "F"?

The Falcons, the Fourty-Niners and the F***ing Dolphins!

Apparently German U-boat crews used to have dogs on board as mascots.

They were subwoofers.

Did you guys hear how boring the annual gathering of reddit mascots turned out?

It really turned into a huge Snoo's fest.

I think mascots are the hardest roles for actors to play.

They really have to get into their characters.

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Just made this up!

My wife works as a rep for a breakfast food company. Last week she went away to a work weekend convention. I could tell something was different when she came home so I checked her phone when she showered.

I found photos of her having sex with the mascots for Coco Pops, Lucky Charms and Frost...

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I dont get why people hate on furries

At the end of the day they're just fucking mascots.

Why are so many furries neon?

If they dressed like regular animals, they’d be mistaken for school mascots

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