What is a good slogan for an abortion clinic?

Don’t kid yourself

You’ve heard of “click it or ticket”, a slogan telling drivers to use a seatbelt or they will get fined...

Now get ready for the new slogan of 2020: “Mask it or Casket”!

Canada's immigration centre has a new slogan

You'll be sorry

The Bar & Brothel in town has quite a slogan..

Liquor up front, Poker in the rear

What is the slogan of OJ’s new limo service?

We’ll get you to the airport with time to kill.

Missouri’s new travel slogan.

Missouri Loves Company

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So the police have a new slogan.

So the police in my area have a new slogan that they altered from the post office. Rain nor shine nor sleet or hail will keep your ass out of jail.

Did you hear what NASA's new slogan will be once their budget is cut?

"NASA: The Sky's The Limit"

If 2020 had a slogan...

2020: "You are not the control group"

Joe Biden should change his campaign slogan

To make America great again.

Whitehouse has a new slogan to encourage everyone to get back to work, school and boost the economy...

**!!No Lives Matter!!**

I suggested a unique slogan to my favorite steak place...

We have a place for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes.

What should be the slogan of World Health Organization?

WHO cares!

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A bed salesman has an existential crisis and sells all of his wares for 100% off.

The sale slogan? “Fuck it, nothing really mattress.”

Coffin maker's new slogan

If you're coughin' you need a coffin

Did you hear State Farm has a new slogan?

Like a good neighbor stay over there

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I'm planning on starting a strip club....

... in Poland. It will be called Pole Land.


I will hire people from ex law enforcement as strippers.


The slogan for the club will be: "Welcome to Pole Land, in Poland: Where Polish police polish your pole".

The slogan did pretty well in market research polls.

Curtis Jackson, aka 50 cent, considering to run for office. His first campaign slogans released.

Change we can believe in! The change we need!

If the Mexican Drug Cartel had a slogan

It would be "Putting the 'Juan' in 'Marijuana'"

What’s the slogan for the mediocre McDonald’s that werewolves eat at?

I’m lycan it

After america has been made great again Trump got a new slogan

"American't be better"

I think Andrew Yang would have won the nomination with a different slogan.

“Make America >”

Thought of a great slogan for a construction company..

We screw, we nut, we bolt.

I told my dad the strip club had the best steaks in town. He told me what their slogan should be.

You can't beat the meat here.

In light of the customers' data breach Capital One unveiled a new slogan today:

Who's in your wallet?

Do you know why Oklahoma's state slogan is "Oklahoma is OK"?

Because they can't spell "mediocre".

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Whiskas (the cat food company) are missing out on so much money

They can just start producing sex toys and they don't even have to change their slogan

"Your cat is going to love Whiskas"

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What would Obama's campaign slogan be if he confidently ran for office in Japan?

Shuriken

Trump's campaign slogan for 2020

You get out what you Putin

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I notice a lot of different plumbing trucks with the slogan, "We're #1 in the #2 business!"

One of them has to be full of shit.

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You've likely heard the VISA slogan, "It's everywhere you want to be."

So I guess that means there are a lot of women walking around with credit cards up in their vaginas.

Fox News' slogan is "Fair and Balanced".

That's it. That's the joke.

If Trump wins the presidency, what will be his reelection slogan in 2020?

Make America decent again.

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Guy goes to the bar at the airport before his plane departs when a beautiful young woman sits at the bar beside him..

She is wearing a uniform and he reckons she's obviously an air steward.. He nods at her and says the Qantas slogan "you're the reason we fly" and winks at her.. She ignores him ... "hmm, not Qantas" he thinks, so he tries "Fly the friendly skies"? .. no reaction "OK, it's not United Airlines either"...

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What was Hitlers campaign slogan?

Gotta catch them all...

To all of the single women out there, I on behalf of millions of other men agree that the slogan "a best way to a man's heart is his stomach"...

should not be interpreted by vegans.

My dad has a great idea for Donald Trump's campaign slogan.

"Vote for me in 2016 or there'll be hell toupée."

The GOP announced a new slogan today...

“We’re not just morally bankrupt, *we’re Roy Mooreally bankrupt!”*

I haven't chosen what to name my brand of reusable condoms

but the slogan will be "please come again."

Abandoned slogan: “Become an organ donor...”

“...What have you got to lose?”

What is the worst possible slogan for someone running for president in Germany?

Make Germany great again

My neighbor grew tired of being a taxidermist after 15 years, and went to veterinarian school.

His new business never got off the ground so he decided to operate both his taxidermy and vet business together to save money. His new slogan was: "No Matter What Happens - You Get Your Cat Back."

The camping shop in Stratford-upon-Avon is having a sale of last season's stock. Their slogan....?

Now.. is the winter of our discount tents.

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Honest degree slogans

Diploma: Have fun with those loans, guys...

Associates: Man, fuck this.

Bachelor's: Middle class af

Masters: d i f f e r e n t i a t i o n

Doctors: You did it for the title, doc

Postdoc: The prospect of not going to school scares you.

Slogan

A High School teacher was lecturing her class on why companies advertise and what they do to make people remember them. "That's why companies have slogans," he explained. "For example, who can tell me which company says, 'I'm loving it!'" To which the students reply, "McDonald's!" All the students k...

What's the slogan for Burger King in Israel?

Have it Yahweh

A good slogan for a brothel would be....

The customer always comes first.

California's new slogan is...

"When they go low, we get high"

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A woman had three daughters getting married the same day. Naturally she was worried about their sex life. It was agreed that they would send a discrete message.

Two weeks after the triple wedding the first message arrives. An ad for Maxwell House with the slogan "Good till the last drop." She's happy for her girl.

A month passes and a second message arrives with a Marlboro ad. "Marlboro: Extra long, extra strong." She's a little embarrassed, but happ...

What's the slogan for Orion's Pizza?

OP delivers.

Not a great joke, but my wife claims no one will get it. I am trying to prove her wrong.

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Q. What is Tampons new slogan?

A. We may not be #1 but we're up there!

The slogan of a televangelist

"God will grant you all the money I need"

What was the slogan at "Discount Doe's" Brothel

"The best damn bang for your buck!"

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Newest tampon slogan

Did you hear the latest slogan for tampons?
"We're not #1 , but we're right up there "

Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

"Mmmm. Move Over."

The euthanasia clinic finally found a slogan

Kill them with kindness

Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters.

"Orange Is The New Black."

Wario has just revealed his campaign slogan

'We need to build a wah'

Did you hear Southwest's new slogan?

They may beat our price,
but atleast we don't beat you

One of Donald Trump's slogans is America First!

We'll rob the other countries later.

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Slogan for a Sperm Bank Advertisement

"You squeeze it, we freeze it!"

Ronald McDonald runs for president. His slogan?

Make America's Weight A Gain.

Four insurance companies are in competition.

One comes up with the slogan, "Coverage from the cradle to the grave."


The Second one tries to improve on that with, "Coverage from the womb to the tomb."


Not to be outdone, the third one comes up with, "From the sperm to the worm."


The fourth insurance company re...

New Subway slogan idea from Jared

12 is the new 18

An ambitious Chinese man named Hoo Ming wanted to run for president. He understood the problems that Americans faced every day and so he wanted to show everyone he planned to solve it by making it his slogan...

Hoo Cares!

Slogan idea for a Braille company

Loads of high quality Braille products,
many of which you've never seen before!

Mexican Hippie Slogan

We love everyjuan!!

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I want to start a company that makes both coffins and condoms

The slogan would be:" We've got you covered whether you cuming or going"

What do Olive Garden and brothels in Alabama have in common?

They both use the slogan “When you’re here, you’re family”

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Have you heard the slogan for Charles Dickens Brand Hard Cider?

There is nothing quite like a hard Dickens' Cider!

Why is Diego's slogan "Go Diego Go"

It was the last thing his mother said before she got shot by the border patrol

I get that the “#me too” movement is supposed to be empowering...

But they could’ve picked a better slogan than “PoundMeToo”

I want to start a line of camouflage condoms

The slogan will be *”You’ll never see them coming!”*

If Kanye West is running ...

I think Vanilla Ice should run for president at some point as well. He'd have a solid campaign slogan "If there was a problem, I'll solve it" and he'd make everyone collaborate and listen.

A man is sat in an airport bar, having a drink, waiting for his flight to be called...

As he is sitting there a stunning woman walks into the bar and sits on the bar-stool next to him. She's wearing a very smart uniform and the guy thinks "She must work for one of the top airlines".

He decides to find out which one by running some of their advertising slogans past her.

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