Slogan Jokes - 83 Hilarious Slogan Jokes

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A dildo company with slogan:

"You do you"

Did you hear what NASA's new slogan will be once their budget is cut?

"NASA: The Sky's The Limit"

Back in the day Oklahoma use to have a slogan “Oklahoma is OK!”, you know why it was just OK?

Because they couldn’t spell mediocre.

Ford came up with a new slogan

"Some assembly required."

What is a good slogan for an abortion clinic?

Don’t kid yourself

Missouri’s new travel slogan.

Missouri Loves Company

I get that the “#me too” movement is supposed to be empowering...

But they could’ve picked a better slogan than “PoundMeToo”

Two men walk past a slogan in the Soviet Union

The slogan reads: "We shall liberate the people of the world from the chains of capitalism!". One of the men tells the other: "This is actually true. Remember the gold chain I had?"

Motel 6’s slogan is “we’ll leave the light on for you”.

Because you definitely do not want to be there when it’s dark.

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If Dick’s Sporting Goods and Kay Jewelers were merge, what would their slogan be?

Every Kiss begins with Dick’s?

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Putin and Biden are wrapping up their discussion...

Putin says: "You know, Joe. I had this dream few days ago"

Biden: "Oh, what kind of dream?"

Putin: "I saw America, in flames. Nuclear warhead crater where Capitol used to be. New York leveled. Los Angeles covered in human ash. It was Glorious, Joe. I nearly teared up..."

Biden: ...

I wanted to become a professional sperm donor

I already had my slogan ready: "Wait till you get a load of this guy!"

If Mr. Miyagi was a plastic surgeon, what would his slogan be?

Racks on, racks off.

Canada's immigration centre has a new slogan

You'll be sorry

What’s the slogan of hippie bakers?

Flour power!

If 2020 had a slogan...

2020: "You are not the control group"

Coffin maker's new slogan

If you're coughin' you need a coffin

Joe Biden should change his campaign slogan

To make America great again.

Trump's campaign slogan for 2020

You get out what you Putin

What should be the slogan of World Health Organization?

WHO cares!

Fox News' slogan is "Fair and Balanced".

That's it. That's the joke.

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So the police have a new slogan.

So the police in my area have a new slogan that they altered from the post office. Rain nor shine nor sleet or hail will keep your ass out of jail.

Slogan

A High School teacher was lecturing her class on why companies advertise and what they do to make people remember them. "That's why companies have slogans," he explained. "For example, who can tell me which company says, 'I'm loving it!'" To which the students reply, "McDonald's!" All the students k...

Did you hear State Farm has a new slogan?

Like a good neighbor stay over there

A good condom slogan...

Karen can't take the kids if you don't have any!

If the Mexican Drug Cartel had a slogan

It would be "Putting the 'Juan' in 'Marijuana'"

I suggested a unique slogan to my favorite steak place...

We have a place for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes.

I suggested an awesome product name and slogan for marketers of a data file decompression utility, but they wouldn't take me up on it.

The company's stupid focus groups thought it was inappropriate.

I mean, come on, what's wrong with:

"SIGH unzips"?

You’ve heard of “click it or ticket”, a slogan telling drivers to use a seatbelt or they will get fined...

Now get ready for the new slogan of 2020: “Mask it or Casket”!

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What was Hitlers campaign slogan?

Gotta catch them all...

Thought of a great slogan for a construction company..

We screw, we nut, we bolt.

My neighbor grew tired of being a taxidermist after 15 years, and went to veterinarian school.

His new business never got off the ground so he decided to operate both his taxidermy and vet business together to save money. His new slogan was: "No Matter What Happens - You Get Your Cat Back."

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Newest tampon slogan

Did you hear the latest slogan for tampons?
"We're not #1 , but we're right up there "

California's new slogan is...

"When they go low, we get high"

Abandoned slogan: “Become an organ donor...”

“...What have you got to lose?”

The slogan of a televangelist

"God will grant you all the money I need"

What's the slogan for Burger King in Israel?

Have it Yahweh

Trump's campaign slogan for the 2016 presidential election was "Make America Great Again."

Biden's campaign slogan for the current election should be "Make America Great Again."

What's the slogan for Orion's Pizza?

OP delivers.

Not a great joke, but my wife claims no one will get it. I am trying to prove her wrong.

I was on vacation in Bangkok

I was on vacation in Bangkok and had lunch at a restaurant called "Thai Tanic".
The restaurant's slogan was: "Food that goes down easy."

I think Andrew Yang would have won the nomination with a different slogan.

“Make America >”

Did you hear Southwest's new slogan?

They may beat our price,
but atleast we don't beat you

Whitehouse has a new slogan to encourage everyone to get back to work, school and boost the economy...

**!!No Lives Matter!!**

What was the blacksmith's slogan?

"Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!"

If Trump wins the presidency, what will be his reelection slogan in 2020?

Make America decent again.

A good slogan for a brothel would be....

The customer always comes first.

What’s the slogan for the mediocre McDonald’s that werewolves eat at?

I’m lycan it

The GOP announced a new slogan today...

“We’re not just morally bankrupt, *we’re Roy Mooreally bankrupt!”*

The euthanasia clinic finally found a slogan

Kill them with kindness

What was the slogan at "Discount Doe's" Brothel

"The best damn bang for your buck!"

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You've likely heard the VISA slogan, "It's everywhere you want to be."

So I guess that means there are a lot of women walking around with credit cards up in their vaginas.

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Slogan for a Sperm Bank Advertisement

"You squeeze it, we freeze it!"

Curtis Jackson, aka 50 cent, considering to run for office. His first campaign slogans released.

Change we can believe in! The change we need!

My dad has a great idea for Donald Trump's campaign slogan.

"Vote for me in 2016 or there'll be hell toupée."

In light of the customers' data breach Capital One unveiled a new slogan today:

Who's in your wallet?

Wario has just revealed his campaign slogan

'We need to build a wah'

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

I told my dad the strip club had the best steaks in town. He told me what their slogan should be.

You can't beat the meat here.

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What would Obama's campaign slogan be if he confidently ran for office in Japan?

Shuriken

Ronald McDonald runs for president. His slogan?

Make America's Weight A Gain.

Slogan idea for a Braille company

Loads of high quality Braille products,
many of which you've never seen before!

One of Donald Trump's slogans is America First!

We'll rob the other countries later.

What is the worst possible slogan for someone running for president in Germany?

Make Germany great again

Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

"Mmmm. Move Over."

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I'm planning on starting a strip club....

... in Poland. It will be called Pole Land.

I will hire people from ex law enforcement as strippers.

The slogan for the club will be: "Welcome to Pole Land, in Poland: Where Polish police polish your pole".

The slogan did pretty well in market research polls.

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A woman had three daughters getting married the same day. Naturally she was worried about their sex life. It was agreed that they would send a discrete message.

Two weeks after the triple wedding the first message arrives. An ad for Maxwell House with the slogan "Good till the last drop." She's happy for her girl.

A month passes and a second message arrives with a Marlboro ad. "Marlboro: Extra long, extra strong." She's a little embarrassed, but happ...

New Subway slogan idea from Jared

12 is the new 18

Why is Diego's slogan "Go Diego Go"

It was the last thing his mother said before she got shot by the border patrol

A guy opens up a bakery specializing in pies.

He calls it Fool’s Gold Bakery. The slogan is “We do Pyrite.”

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I notice a lot of different plumbing trucks with the slogan, "We're #1 in the #2 business!"

One of them has to be full of shit.

I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business...

...when a carload of gun toting, young and very loud tea partiers, shouting anti-Obama, anti-Muslim slogans, with a Gadsden flag duct taped on the trunk and a confederate flag taped to the hood, "All I need to know about Islam, I learned on 9/11" spray painted to the side, pulled up and stopped next...

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Funny ‘wrong’ punchline

When I was younger the phone company, had a slogan/jingle “ reach out, reach out and touch someone”

The Joke going around was… what do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?

Answer: a 35 foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.

When I asked my girl ...

When shopping for Valentine's day cards, I found one saying "Baby, you're the only one for me."

Great slogan, so I took 12.

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I want to start a company that makes both coffins and condoms

The slogan would be:" We've got you covered whether you cuming or going"

Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters.

"Orange Is The New Black."

Cohen Nails

Old man Cohen had immigrated to America and achieved the dream.

He started his own successful nail company. There are two kinds of people he felt, those who built the world and those who just benefited from it. So he was worried about his son as he handed over the business on retiring.
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Mahatma Gandhi decides to open an all you can eat buffet

After thinking about a slogan for a while he settles on:

“Gandhi’s, when hunger strikes.”

Apple is advertising the new iPhone as "The most powerful four inches ever."

I can't believe they stole my slogan.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas...

...is one of Donald Trumps more offensive slogans.

I was at a beekeeper beauty pageant the other day.

Their slogan was "beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder."

To all of the single women out there, I on behalf of millions of other men agree that the slogan "a best way to a man's heart is his stomach"...

should not be interpreted by vegans.

A man is sat in an airport bar, having a drink, waiting for his flight to be called...

As he is sitting there a stunning woman walks into the bar and sits on the bar-stool next to him. She's wearing a very smart uniform and the guy thinks "She must work for one of the top airlines".

He decides to find out which one by running some of their advertising slogans past her.

T...

Four insurance companies are in competition.

One comes up with the slogan, "Coverage from the cradle to the grave."

The Second one tries to improve on that with, "Coverage from the womb to the tomb."

Not to be outdone, the third one comes up with, "From the sperm to the worm."

The fourth insurance company re...

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