My elderly donkey got bludgeoned badly by a large horned mountain goat now I can't walk right.
In other words my old ass got rammed.
SHOW ME YOUR CARD
A Department of Water representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for your water allocation.' The old farmer said, 'OK , but don't go in that field over there.
The Water representative said, 'Mister, I have the auth...