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Cheerleaders Jokes

Why are plants bad cheerleaders?

Because they’re always rooting for themselves.

A bus full of cheerleaders went off a cliff

Miraculously, all twenty of them managed to grab onto the same branch sticking out of the cliffside. There were nineteen beautiful blondes and one brunette. The brunette saw the branch was starting to break, so she made a decision.

"Listen ladies," she said. "As skinny as we are, this branch ...

What do you call cheerleaders in the ocean?

Pepsi

What do Croatian cheerleaders chant?

You go Slavia!

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3 cheerleaders NSFW

Three horny cheerleaders decide to take their boyfriends to a hotel and get fucked. So they check in at the hotel and go to their rooms. But their parents get worried for them and go looking for them. They find the hotel and go inside. They go up into the hallway and hear their girls. From one room ...

What makes cheerleaders nervous?

Being late

What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger

What should the Packers call their cheerleaders?

Green Baes

[OC] What do football (american) players and their cheerleaders have in common?

They all wear pads, but not all the time

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What do <school name> cheerleaders and a shotgun have in common?

Give them 2 cocks and they'll blow.

After a day of entertaining the troops, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders meet with the base commander to discuss the rest of the evening.

“Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers this evening?” the commander asks.



“I don’t think it matters to the ladies,” the head cheerleader says, “but I’m sure a lot of the girls would like to get something to eat first.”

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Emma was not like the other girls. She didn't know why all the others were crazy about Derek. She felt more intimate with Jessie and the cheerleaders than with another guys. She was reaching a moment in her life when she had to ask herself the question.

Emma gay

Because he can

Clem and Cletus go to a University of Georgia football game and before the game starts the cheerleaders come out with UGA, the real English bulldog mascot. UGA sits on the sideline turf and starts licking his balls. Clem points this out to Cletus and says "I sure wish I could do that" Cletus resp...

I went to a Catholic school. A very Catholic school...

When our football team was up against it, our cheerleaders broke out into Gregorian Chant.

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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess immediately said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching and never paid child support...

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A principal notices a Post-It on a locker.

"Jocks of JFK High! This small change in diet can boost your physique FOREVER! Head to the gym to find out how!"

Puzzled, he pulls it off and continues down the hall. Just a few lockers down, another catches his eye.

"Hey goth girls! Tired of dark eyeliner that just runs all day? One ...

So, This Blind Guy Walks Into a Bar...

And takes a seat in front of the bartender.
"Would you like to here a great blonde joke?" He asks.
The bartender leans in close and says,
"Well, the priest and rabbi to your right are blonde. The two cheerleaders to your left are blonde and, to top it all off, I'M blonde. You still want to ...

Who is the Greediest? (Long)

Out of boredom, the Devil was kicking back some beers with a few demons and posed the idea of hosting a contest. With a guaranteed large audience, they agreed upon setting the spectator fee of $50 for anyone watching. Plus, the extra benefit is that we can guarantee more people going to hell.
The...

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College Football Jokes - Enjoy!

Don't know where they came from, but they are worth a chuckle or two.

> Ohio State's
> Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know
> the meaning of the word
> fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know
> the meaning of a lot of
> words...

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