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Marion Jokes

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Sex After Death

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:

"Mario...

Did you know there's a city in Ohio called "Engagement?"

It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.

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A teacher asks her class.

Teacher: "Can any tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?"

Little Johnny: "Yes Miss, it's Trudy Glen."

Teacher: "No Johnny, the answer is Maid Marion."

Johnny: "But miss in the song it says, Robin Hood, Robin Hood,

riding Trudy Glen."

What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

Midwestern joke I heard years ago...

State officials in Ohio are trying to pass legislation to change the name of the town, Mechanicsburg, to Engagement. When asked why, one official commented that it made clear sense because the town is halfway between Dayton and Marion.

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