I made a dating app for marionettes, and it failed.

Everyone wanted No Strings Attached dating.

I'm giving away my old marionette for free

No strings attached

How coul I have known I was getting ripped off buying this marionette?

It even said no strings attached

tears stream down brutus’ face as he realizes what he’s done. the rodent tugs his hair purposefully, and like a marionette he plunges the knife deeper into his old friend’s back. their eyes meet. caesar whispers his final words:

“rat tu, touille?”

I’m selling a broken marionette. There is no shipping fee, no taxes, or any extra cost.

There are no strings attached.

You know, it's really hard to hire marionette puppeteers at short notice.

But if you like, I could pull some strings.

A really kind old man tried to sell me an expensive marionette for $5

I thought this was a great offer and bought it straight away, but now I understand what he meant by "$5, no strings attached".

My friend helped me get a job as a marionette puppeteer.

Let's just say he had to pull a few strings.

TIL the word "Muppet" is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet".

It's like how the word "mobster" is a combination of "man" and "lobster".

A man is selling a marionette doll...

And someone comes up to him and offers to buy it. "Actually," says the man, "I'll give it away for free."
"Really?" Asks the customer, suspicious. "What's the catch?"
The man says, "No strings attached!"

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