Marionette Jokes - 8 Hilarious Marionette Jokes

Did you know that the other wooden marionettes teased Pinocchio for being so heavy?

I guess he wasn't one of of the poplar kids.

Guy was giving away free marionette dolls.

No strings attached.

I made a dating app for marionettes, and it failed.

Everyone wanted No Strings Attached dating.

How coul I have known I was getting ripped off buying this marionette?

It even said no strings attached

I’m selling a broken marionette. There is no shipping fee, no taxes, or any extra cost.

There are no strings attached.

A really kind old man tried to sell me an expensive marionette for $5

I thought this was a great offer and bought it straight away, but now I understand what he meant by "$5, no strings attached".

My friend helped me get a job as a marionette puppeteer.

Let's just say he had to pull a few strings.

TIL the word "Muppet" is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet".

It's like how the word "mobster" is a combination of "man" and "lobster".

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