No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...

“I play a little guitar!"

I was carrying my ukulele in its case at school and my friend asked, "You play an instrument?".

I replied, "Yeah, I play a little guitar."

What did the guitar say to the ukulele?

Uke, I am your father.

Why don't guitarists like ukuleles?

Because they don't fret the small stuff

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