My friend told me she's majoring in being disappointed and almost getting what she wants

She's the only poly-sigh major I've met so far

What’s the best part about majoring in philosophy?

You get to ask people why they want fries with that

A person with a four year degree majoring in history walks into a bar.

They then head behind the counter and start serving drinks.

I was double majoring in cloning and hide-and-seek

But I had to take a year off to find myself.

The problem majoring in Electrical Engineering...

is keeping up with Current Events.

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