What do you call a forum based around toe injuries?

A stubbreddit

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How many reddit users does it take to replace a lightbulb?

1 to make a post about it,
4 to mention that its the wrong forum,
1 to post it to the right forum,
7 to suggest op should post it to the electronics forum,
2 to post it to the electronics forum,
1 mod to delete the second post,

3 to suggest an image post would have gathered mor...

What happened to the person who saw a post on a forum?

They reddit.

Answer: Felt Forum

Question: How did Helen Keller find her boyfriend's balls?

Does anyone know of any forums for fellow ax murderers?

We can share LifeHacks ...

A Star Trek forum exists where Trekkies can debate additions to the universe's lore.

It's called Prose and Khans.

What do you call a forum for bats?

An echo chamber

Food Coma….

A health forum speaker asks, “Which food causes extreme suffering for years after eating it.”

After a long silence, an old man answered,

“Wedding Cake”…….

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I overheard my neighbor say she had a shitty day, so I anonymously sent her a meat lover’s pizza

She’s a vegan and I hate her fucking guts

Weightlifting forums are the worst when it comes to getting information and advice on protein.

There's always some meathead a-hole that has to whey in.

I wanted to open a forum about the death of God

but it's a pretty Nietzsche topic.

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An old man is walking down the street when he hears a voice.

"Excuse me sir."

The old man looks around but doesn't see anybody. Perplexed, he continues on his way.

"Sir, down here."

The man stops and looks down, only to see a frog sitting at his feet. He looks around again to make sure nobody is watching before addressing the frog, "did ...

I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome.

Comments are disabled.

what's the best thing about forums?

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I like to copy forum posts from Intel forums to Amd forums. People call me a reposter,

But actually I'm a threadripper.

My Grandma Discovered an online knitting forum

She was upset the other day, apparently she used the *wrong thread* and the Mods banned her.

A question on an internet forum...

A question on an internet forum:

Q: Please help, I have this great itching between my toes.

A: Well, that depends. If the itching is between all toes, consult a dermatologist. If the itching bothers you only between your two big toes, consult a gynecologist.

I saw an ad on a video game forum website, it was talking about certain rocks which could say a lot about my life.

I checked it out and it said nothing.
It all checked out, I can't say it wasn't wrong.

"Can I get a pet fox?"

While browsing the forums I read a simple post, the question "Can I get a pet fox?"

Clicking inside, I read the top answer. "You can't tame a fox, but you can leash it to a post." Which I thought was a really succinct and apt commentary on how exotic pet ownership is sometimes unfair to speci...

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Little Johnny is late to school one day.

When he finally enters the class huffing and puffing, the teacher says curtly, "Little Johnny, you're almost an hour late for school. Would you please tell your classmates why you're late today, and why your time is more precious than all of ours?"

Little Johnny can't believe the teacher has ...

The great thing about Reddit and internet forums is that they're ageless. As long as teenagers act mature and adults act immature.

And if you don't agree you're stupid.

Why did the spider become a forum admin?

So he could make a sticky thread.

A rookie comedian asks an experienced comedian how he manages to cater his jokes toward his audience.

The comedian gives the newcomer a slip of paper with a website url. “This is a forum for comedians where they trade jokes. It’s perfect to find the right joke for the right occasion.”

So just before his first gig at a tailors convention, he looks up “jokes for tailors” on the forum. He manage...

What I do If I’m bored...

When I’m bored, I go to a forum for women and ask if I should change to Marlboro light the last two months of my pregnancy.

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A guy asked me: Who is this Chuck Norris guy?

Well, in short: He build the house he was born in by his aunt because no one dared to screw his mom. In his youth he molested catholic priests after that he joined the army where He was a well known Kamikaze pilot for about 7 times. He made fire with a magnifying glass under water at night and coun...

For Valentine's Day I was woken up with an awesome BJ!

If only I could be posting this in any other forum.

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So I went to Japan on holiday,

and I had a very close online Japanese friend I met on a Guitar Hero forum, and we arranged to meet up.

I thought he was a guy, but then this really cute girl with short, brown hair shows up, easily a 9/10. She's called Nao and even though it's the first time we had met in real life, we get a...

What do you call it when the preacher farts during his sermon?

A blast from the pastor.

(Now don't make any Jimmy Swaggart/sermon-on-the-mount references, this is a family-friendly forum)

Mystery Ink Reddit Bull, Claims Alaska Girl

Pics are expected to prove supposed underground print version of famed forum made with "disappearing ink" a hoax.

What do you guys think of message boards?

....I'm all forum.

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As a lawyer, whenever someone asks me the joke "why did the chicken cross the road," this is always my response.

As counsel for the chicken, I have advised my client to invoke its 5th Amendment right to remain silent. The chicken with neither confirm nor deny crossing the road, nor the existence of the road thereof. Your concept of ‘crossing’ and ‘road’ do not rise to criminal conduct in any jurisdictional cou...

Why does Santa have such a large sack?

Because he comes only once a year...




Source: Kinda Funny Forums

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The Monk's Secret

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a st...

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How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar ...

OG Rolling Stones Joke

I was on another forum, the comments section of a political site. Somebody was talking about how the Rolling Stones still got it despite having gotten a lot older. So people were making up humorous OG-version Stones song titles, like "Limping Jack Flash" and "Gimme Fiber."


And then somebo...

A mean joke

A banker, a lawyer, and a statistician went deer hunting. Deer appears. Banker fired, hit 3 feet to left of deer. Lawyer fired, hit 3 feet to the right of the deer.

The statistician exclaimed, "We got him!".

Credit: https://pistol-forum.com/showthread.php?15166-C3-carry-An-apology&...

A staff member once said..

The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.

As for cost, we selected initial values based upon data from the Open Beta and other adjustments made to milestone rewards before launch. Among other things, we're looking at average p...

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A boy's new dog

There once was a teenage boy, who had just saved up money to buy himself a dog. As he was going to the pet store to fill out
forums for the dog, one of the workers asked the boy out of curiosity "So, depending on the type of dog, what name are you going to call it?" The boy thought for a moment, ...

If I say something, in the middle of a forest...

If I say something, in the middle of a forest...with no women around to hear me...

...am I still wrong?

[credit](http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=90423#10)

I'm going to start a blog for irrational numbers...

I think I'll call it the 3.1 forums...

What do you call...

What do you call a forum page about Swedish military aviation?

A saabreddit

True Story of Joke Told at Ft Benning, GA

In class 92-1 of Infantry Officer Basic course we were in a large lecture hall in building 4 at Ft. Benning, GA. Desert Storm had just finished less than a year previously and we were one of the first classes of new infantry officers to get a look at all the cool intelligence from Iraq. We were th...

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I'm a shape-shifter who masturbates on online chat boards

I come in different forums

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Another day at the White House

After returning from the White House after a forum on sex in the workplace, Monica Lewinsky takes her dress to the dry cleaner.

The dry cleaner has an ear infection and is having trouble hearing.

Monica says to the dry cleaner, I need my dress cleaned. The dry cleaner does not hear her...

I fall asleep every night

While browsing the chlora forum

My opinion on mediums where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged?

I'm forum.

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Saw someone post this on Facebook. Got a kick out of it.

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity
generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water
utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-re...

My friend asked me what I thought about Internet message boards.

I said "I'm all forum"

So the Chicago Cubs have a new mascot...

... and you can find Clark's bio [here](http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/chc/fan_forum/clark.jsp). While it talks about Clakr's "great-grandbear Joa" it doesn't mention any of his other family members, nor the real reason why he is the new mascot.

At a regular checkup, a zoo member noticed some b...

A variation on an old joke

In the future of the internet, when we have 3D virtual reality forums:

Steve and Jor-El walk into r/jokes. All is quiet, apart from the occasional person shouting out a seemingly random date, followed by collective laughter.

>July 29th, 2012!

*Laughter ensues*

>Nove...

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The man who loved marine mammals

There was a marine biologist, named Dr. Panglos, who loved marine mammals. (When I say he loved marine mammals though, I’m not talking about having sex with dolphins; he just loved to study them). He spent his time trying to feed and protect his beloved creatures of the sea. One day, in a fit of inv...

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