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My colleagues thought it would be good to each wear a shirt representing our star sign for our ‘make a wish foundation’ fundraiser

Now I’m here wearing the word CANCER across my chest and feel a right knob

What did the man with no legs say at a prosthetics fundraiser?

"Finally, a cause I can stand for!"


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I'm organising a fundraiser concert for those who are unable to reach full orgasm

If you can't come, let me know.

I'm Starting a Fundraiser to Help Restore Sight to Seniors with Degenerative Eye Problems.

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I just started volunteering at the library. We're putting on a fundraiser where we gather porn stars from all over the country and have them read as many books as they can in 60min to raise money for kids with jaundice

We're calling it the Golden SHH Hour.

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A man rode a bicycle from Utsjoki to Helsinki to raise money for a fundraiser

When a news team came along to interview, all he said was "it was a fun trip from start to Finnish"

Gary Johnson is at a fundraiser

Gary Johnson is at a fundraiser for the upcoming election. Worn out from being in the spotlight, he propositions a hooker and heads to a hotel room. Once inside, they rip their clothes off and start making out. She throws him on the bed and seductively asks "Do you enjoy felacio?" He looks at her wi...

So my family and I go past a nursing home...

There are balloons on the sign. My wife says "maybe someone had a birthday", my daughter says "maybe it's for a fundraiser", and then my son says "maybe someone they didn't like died and they are celebrating"

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Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York.

She spoke for almost an hour about her plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. She referred to her time as a U.S. Senator and how she had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.

 

Although Hillary was vague a...

My bank account was hacked!!!

The hacker was so disappointed, he started a fundraiser for me.

Sheboygan sausage

A man approaches a cardinal at a Vatican fundraiser and introduces himself as a representative of the Sheboygan Sausage Company.



"On behalf of my employer, I would like to submit a million-dollar donation to the Catholic Church."



"That's extremely charitable of you," sa...

The local United Way office never got a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.

The local United Way office realized it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.

A fundraiser called him up and said, "Sir, our research shows that you have an income of over $600,000, but you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to you...

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There was a newspaper in a very small Midwestern farming town, comes out once a week with local news like the new library books, or the preachers sermon, and school fundraisers. One day the editor calls the reporter in and says, "I don't know what to do about the next issue. There isn't a damn thin...

So a man is on a cruise...

That's sponsored by the Democratic party for a fundraiser. He's walking around enjoying his time when he comes across a group of people watching a game of limbo.
He sees that the crowd is really enjoying watching the game, so he hops in.
When it's his turn to go under, he ducks waaayy under ...

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