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Lowe Jokes

How many Lowes would Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowes?

Who Knowes

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Two guys, one old timer and one in his mid 20's, are pushing their carts around Lowe's when they collide.

The old timer says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's a funny coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy...

Lowes is celebrating Pride Month ...

I couldn't find a straight board in the whole store.

One of Rob Lowe’s friends is at A Lowes store

While in the store he’s on the phone talking to rob. After a while rob invites him over.

He accepts and hangs up and announces in the store,

“I’m going to Rob Lowe’s!”

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Little girl lands position as construction boss.

**A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.**


**The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing ...

Husband and wife are putting up Holiday decorations

when husband offers to hang the wreath. “But sweetums, you are inept and you have no tools,” says the wife. Husband shrugs and goes to Lowe’s to buy a hammer. He walks past a display for the new, Elf Steam Multi-Tool. The marketing was brilliant and it had a drill, three saws, and a sander - all wor...

making fun of a persons deceased mother is a low blow.

btw, the lowest blow I've ever gotten was from your mom.

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A Lowe's Hardware bathroom

is just an advertisement

The employees at Lowe's will ignore you for a full 25 minutes...

... until you start a chainsaw.

Rob Thomas

Rob Thomas's significant other complains about needing to do something new with their kitchen counters. He responds with "Let's go to Lowe's. I wanna take you for granite."

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A tough guy walks into a bar…

…and sits down next to a small man. He looks over at the small man and snorts condescendingly. The small man decides to just ignore him.

Several minutes go by, and *WHACK!* The small man falls to the ground from his stool. The tough guy sneers and says, “THAT was a Kung Fu chop from China!” T...

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