Liam Gallagher, lead singer of Oasis, decides to learn the politics of his home country. So he goes up to Noel and asks-

"What's a Tory, (Morning Glory), weeeelllll??"

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So Noel Gallagher's up on stage at rehearsals before a show.................................

So Noel Gallagher's up on stage at rehearsals before a show, and his guitar tech is showing him his new instrument.
Noel looks it over, examining the beautiful, expensive guitar, and asks: "What's that knob at the front for?"
The guitar tech looks up, then back at Noel. "Oh, that's Liam. He si...

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I'll never forget giving Noel Gallagher his first guitar. He said to me, "What's that knob at the front for?"

I said, "It's Liam, he's the lead singer."

(and because I know I'll have too, UK slang has knob as another word for cock)

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment...

...when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up.
Michael O'Connor looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife.. Who will it be?'
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Two Drunk Guys are Sitting at The Bar

So there's two drunk guys sitting a the bar in New York. They introduce themselves to one another, and the conversation continues:

Drunk #1: "So where you from?"

Drunk #2: "Oh I'm from Dublin, Ireland."

Drunk #1: "No fucking way!"

Drunk #2: "What?"

Drunk #1: "I'm f...

Did you hear about Draymond Green's new comedy road show?

It's like Gallagher, but instead of watermelons he only smashes kiwis.

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