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Thomson Jokes

A man dies and shows up in heaven

When he gets there, he sees an angel sitting down at a desk with a book. "What's your name, and how did you die?" The angel asks. "Rick Thomson, and I fell down my stairs." the man replies.

The angel flips through the book and then looks back up to Rick. "It looks like it isn't your time to d...

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A Christian, a Muslim and a Jew walk into a bar...

What a fine example of an integrated community.



^(Credit: Bernard Righton/John Thomson)

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