With the second lockdown looming, I saw a man purchase 3 crates of San Miguel, 2 bottles of tequila, 6 bags of paella and a sombrero.
I think hispanic buying.
One day my father asked me “Miguel, do you think I’m a bad father?”
“My name is John.” I said
If this doesn't make you groan I don't know what will...
With 2nd lockdown looming in the UK, I saw a man with 4 cases of San Miguel, 5 paellas and 7 sombreros, I think Hispanic buying
A dangerous pun...
Two Mexicans got lost in the desert.
Juan says to Miguel.
'look, Miguel, it is a bacon tree!'
'Don't be silly Juan it is a mirage, do not waste your energy!'
'miguel, I am so thirsty and hungry I must go and investigate,'
As Juan approaches two men jump out and sho...
I assassinated my friend...
I gave Miguel a cigar and lit the end. When it began to fizzle, he looked at me, puzzled.
"What brand of cigar does this?" he asked.
I answered, "Red Herring, of course."
And his chair exploded.
Two Mexican men have just crossed the border into the U.S.
They are now wandering through the Arizona desert. In short time, they become lost amongst the sand, praying for any sign of civilization. They spend days out there, and are on the verge of death from heat and starvation.
When suddenly, a shining oasis appears before them. The water is crysta...