Why did Sweeney Todd’s wife have such a hard time keeping her restaurant staffed?
Employee turnover.
Did you know Major Charles Sweeney of the B-29 Bockscar was dyslexic?
He meant to order the flaming saganaki, but instead ordered a flaming Nagasaki
My Favorite Limerick
There once was a fellow McSweeney
Who put some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
And slipped his girlfriend a martini
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