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Why did Sweeney Todd’s wife have such a hard time keeping her restaurant staffed?

Employee turnover.

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Did you know Major Charles Sweeney of the B-29 Bockscar was dyslexic?

He meant to order the flaming saganaki, but instead ordered a flaming Nagasaki

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My Favorite Limerick

There once was a fellow McSweeney

Who put some gin on his weenie

Just to be couth

He added vermouth

And slipped his girlfriend a martini

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