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Leopards Jokes

What's the biggest thing that separates Jaguars from Leopards?

The Pacific Ocean.

Why are leopards so bad at hiding?

No matter where they hide, they're always spotted

A blonde was visiting the zoo and reached the big cat exhibit.



"I wonder what these tigers would say if they could talk," she said to the man next to her.

He replied, "I'm pretty sure they'd say 'We are leopards.'".

Snow leopards are no longer endangered

They're extinct

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman...

An Englishman, Scotsman, and Irishman are trekking through the jungle together. They’re hacking down trees, killing leopards, and generally doing manly things.

All of a sudden, they are confronted by a group of natives, who grab the trio and drag them to their little village and tie them to s...
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