Impala Jokes - 6 Hilarious Impala Jokes

I knew my dad would start having a rant when I informed him I was going to a pride event.

"You're an impala, they'll eat you", he kept screaming.

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what do you call a vampire antelope?

Vlad the Impala

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The Lion

There's a zebra, a warthog and an impala and they drinking at the water hole when a pride of lions appears out of the bushes and surrounds them.

The biggest lion says "Okay you three are going to each tell me a joke and if I don't laugh I'm going to kill you."

So the ze...

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Did you hear about the Russian man who got turned into a chevy?

They call him Vlad the Impala.

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Who is the most feared ruler of the animal kingdom ?

Vlad the Impala.

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What do you call a domesticated Chevrolet?

A tame impala.

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