UPJOKE
historyheritageinheritancebequestmemorypersonalcivilizationexperiencefuturememoriesreputationgenerationsachievementseracommitment

Legacies Jokes

In 2016, celebrities died and their legacies touched people.

In 2017, celebrities touched people and their legacies died.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Once there was a Scottish man named MacGregor. One day, MacGregor was talking to a young boy about legacies. This is what MacGregor said:

Now young man, make sure you leave a good legacy and don't make mistakes like I did.

You see that moat over there? I built that moat with my own two hands, but do they call me MacGregor the moat builder? No, they don't.

You see that bridge over the moat? I built that bridge with my ow...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Legacies are a funny thing

I was visiting my grandparents in Italy and one night I sat down with my grandfather to ponder life. After several drink my grandfather brings me to the terrace and points out over the city.
He says to me “John, legacies are a funny thing.”
He points over to city hall “John do you see this b...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.