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Invention Jokes

The contact lens is mans greatest invention

At least in my eyes

The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking,

but the invention of the broom swept the nation.

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years...

the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable

Did you know that the invention of the shovel was...

Ground breaking.

Before the invention of crowbars…

Crows had to drink at home.

What did people say when the inventor of the Dry Erase Board showed off his new invention.

That's Remarkable!

Terrible joke, came to me on the toilet early, but I had to say it. And it's also likely be told in some form before.

The invention of the spoon was an important point in human history.

It caused…quite a stir.

One of the most underrated events of the past must be the invention of the lock.

It was a ….key turning point of history.

Whisky is an amazing invention.

2 doubles and you start feeling single again.

Sparkling water is definitely a German invention

Who else would put gas in water?

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The invention of sex

A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon"
The Italian says, "We have the Colosseum"
The Greek says "We had great Mathematicians"
The Italian says "We had the Roman Empire" and so on and so on and
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What’s the most remarkable invention of the last century?

The whiteboard.

how do you know the toothbrush is a British invention?

If it was from elsewhere they'd call it a teethbrush !

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