Before invention of electricity

Judge: I sentence you to death by the acoustic chair.

Nikolai Tesla and Thomas Edison bring forward their inventions...

Judge: mr. Edison, your lightbulb will be used to light up the world!

But mr. Tesla, your Tesla coil will be used in the background of Frankenstein movies.

Y'all ever just stop & think about all of the amazing, world changing, discoveries/inventions we use every day? Fire, the internet, refrigeration, the wheel, the combustion engine. My favorite invention?

The shovel. That was truly groundbreaking.

Did you know that the invention of stairs...

Brought the world on a whole new level.

Do you know that there is an invention that allows people to walk through walls?

It's called a door.

An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all time

The engineer chose fire, which gave humanity power over matter. The physicist chose the wheel, which gave humanity the power over space. The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols. The mystic chose the thermos bottle.
"Why a thermos bottle?" the others asked.
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The shovel is a ground breaking invention, but it was the invention of the broom that truly swept the nation by storm. However, the invention of the wheel got things rolling...

And I’m just here wondering why our feet smell and our nose run...

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I hear they’re making a movie about the invention of the tampon.

It’s a period piece.

Invention of the shovel

The invention of the shovel must have been groundbreaking

What do the first few tests of a parachute and the invention of it have in common?

They were both ground breaking...

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A man invents a device that makes food come to life

He's been working on this project for years, his family, those he trusted enough to tell, never believed in him. "Now they'll see" he thought. His device was ready and he got out a small piece of ham from the refrigerator and placed it into the containment chamber. He crossed his fingers and pushed ...

Scientists invent a new machine to ease the pain during childbirth

The machine transfers the pain a woman feels during labor to the father of the baby, at any percentage rate between 0 and 100%.

The first couple to test it is very excited, they connect the machine to the soon-to-be-mother and warn the husbands about the consequences. "Men are not used to fee...

1965 saw the invention of Gatorade, but the competition was fierce.

Florida State had made their own sports drink to give athletes an edge. However, their own "Seminole Fluid" just didn't sell.

The invention of the broom

Swept across the nation

Did u know about the invention of a shovel

It was ground breaking (old joke)

What was one of the greatest inventions of all time, yet was completely useless when it was first made?

The telephone, who r u gonna call?

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