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How do you know the toothbrush is a British invention?

If it was invented elsewhere, they'd call it a teethbrush.

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

Before the invention of crowbars…

Crows had to drink at home.

Whisky is an amazing invention.

2 doubles and you start feeling single again.

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Italians have always copied good inventions from other cultures and made them exceptional

Beretta took Walthers's designs and made them sexy

They discovered noodles from china, removed the dog, and created pasta

They stole the idea of arches from the Etruscans and built colosseums and aqueducts

They took the gladius from celt-iberians and conquered the world with it<...

What was the most ground-breaking invention in human history?

The shovel

When you think of it, invention of the shovel was groundbreaking

But it was the invention of the broom that swept the nation.

The inventor of the ballet skirt was struggling for a name for his invention.

Finally he put tu and tu together.

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An inventor, Liam, builds a humanoid lie detector robot that can slap you if you lie. As with all his inventions, his family will be the first round of test subjects.

At dinner, the inventor asks his son Jimmy about his day.

"I was at Scotts, we were studying for mid-terms."

The robot suddenly springs to life, slapping the son hard upside the head.

"Ow, what the fucking shit?" Jimmy exclaims angrily.

Liam looks at his son with a bemu...

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years...

the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable

Anyone know the best thing about the invention of e-mail?

People stopped judging me so much for being an anti-faxxer

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Fancy Toilet paper names

A big chief of a native american tribe had heard of a new invention of the white man called toilet paper, and he wanted to try it out so he sends a runner to a general store in town to buy some. The runner gets to the store and says "Need toilet paper for big chief.", to which the clerk replied, "Wh...

The first person to invent a drill must’ve said,

“I’ve made a groundbreaking invention!”

Have you heard about the man who invented a bell-less belfry?

The invention was so great, he won a no-bell prize.

So today I had an idea for an invention because I was bored. A belt made out of watches.

After I finished connecting the watches to one another I realized something.

It was a big waist of time.

Fun fact

Before the invention of the crow bar most crows got drunk at home

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An elderly inventor was becoming depressed with his life: his hearing was failing, his wife was always nagging him, he hadn't invented anything good in years, and his former good looks had been replaced by wrinkles and sagging skin.

He goes to the doctor to discuss his depression. When he arrives back home he has a huge smile on his face. He rushed past his wife and heads into the basement, where he immediately starts tinkering with a brand new invention.

His wife comes downstairs, gives the invention a once-over, then...

The invention of television has eliminated famine in Ireland.

Now, when the crops fail in the garden, the population can raise couch potatoes in the living room.

Inventions

While necessity may be the mother of invention, efficiency and laziness are awaiting the results of the paternity test.

Thought I found a new groundbreaking invention

Turns out it was just another hoe

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