Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years

The dry erase board is probably the most remarkable

One day Doofenschmirtz kept delaying building his invention

He was a bit of a ProcrastINATOR

The invention of the shovel was...

Groundbreaking

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

Archimedes wasn't just known for inventing his many inventions. He's also considered to have invented the first insult when talking to his brother who was a cheese maker after discovering a early form of lindburger cheese....

He simply stated, You reeka!

Of all modern inventions the whiteboard is....

the most remarkable.

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Before the invention of lube, Greeks used olive oil to have anal sex.

I guess you might say the people of ancient Greece loved that ancient grease.

What did people say when the inventor of the Dry Erase Board showed off his new invention.

That's Remarkable!

Terrible joke, came to me on the toilet early, but I had to say it. And it's also likely be told in some form before.

My new invention

I invented a new golf ball that’ll automatically go in the hole if it gets within four inches...

Whatever you do, do NOT carry them in your back pocket...

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Did you hear they're finally making a documentary about the invention of the wristwatch?

It's about time.

Why did the invention of the dry erase board amaze the world?

Because it was re-markable

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Scientist: My invention can creat matter in all three forms. Gas, liquid and solid.

My asshole: You know, I’m something of a scientist myself.

Andre: I call my invention the humidifier

DeAndre: umm... you’re not gonna like this.

Before invention of electricity

Judge: I sentence you to death by the acoustic chair.

Y'all ever just stop & think about all of the amazing, world changing, discoveries/inventions we use every day? Fire, the internet, refrigeration, the wheel, the combustion engine. My favorite invention?

The shovel. That was truly groundbreaking.

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I hear they’re making a movie about the invention of the tampon.

It’s a period piece.

Nikolai Tesla and Thomas Edison bring forward their inventions...

Judge: mr. Edison, your lightbulb will be used to light up the world!

But mr. Tesla, your Tesla coil will be used in the background of Frankenstein movies.

An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all time

The engineer chose fire, which gave humanity power over matter. The physicist chose the wheel, which gave humanity the power over space. The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols. The mystic chose the thermos bottle.
"Why a thermos bottle?" the others asked.
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The shovel is a ground breaking invention, but it was the invention of the broom that truly swept the nation by storm. However, the invention of the wheel got things rolling...

And I’m just here wondering why our feet smell and our nose run...

Do you know that there is an invention that allows people to walk through walls?

It's called a door.

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