Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years

The dry erase board is probably the most remarkable

Of all modern inventions the whiteboard is....

the most remarkable.

What did people say when the inventor of the Dry Erase Board showed off his new invention.

That's Remarkable!

Terrible joke, came to me on the toilet early, but I had to say it. And it's also likely be told in some form before.

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Did you hear they're finally making a documentary about the invention of the wristwatch?

It's about time.

My new invention

I invented a new golf ball that’ll automatically go in the hole if it gets within four inches...

Whatever you do, do NOT carry them in your back pocket...

Shovel is a groundbreaking invention.

And broom is the invention that swept the nation.

Why did the invention of the dry erase board amaze the world?

Because it was re-markable

Andre: I call my invention the humidifier

DeAndre: umm... you’re not gonna like this.

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Scientist: My invention can creat matter in all three forms. Gas, liquid and solid.

My asshole: You know, I’m something of a scientist myself.

Before invention of electricity

Judge: I sentence you to death by the acoustic chair.

Y'all ever just stop & think about all of the amazing, world changing, discoveries/inventions we use every day? Fire, the internet, refrigeration, the wheel, the combustion engine. My favorite invention?

The shovel. That was truly groundbreaking.

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a list of puns!

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

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I hear they’re making a movie about the invention of the tampon.

It’s a period piece.

Nikolai Tesla and Thomas Edison bring forward their inventions...

Judge: mr. Edison, your lightbulb will be used to light up the world!

But mr. Tesla, your Tesla coil will be used in the background of Frankenstein movies.

The shovel is a ground breaking invention, but it was the invention of the broom that truly swept the nation by storm. However, the invention of the wheel got things rolling...

And I’m just here wondering why our feet smell and our nose run...

An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all time

The engineer chose fire, which gave humanity power over matter. The physicist chose the wheel, which gave humanity the power over space. The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols. The mystic chose the thermos bottle.
"Why a thermos bottle?" the others asked.
...

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A man invents a device that makes food come to life

He's been working on this project for years, his family, those he trusted enough to tell, never believed in him. "Now they'll see" he thought. His device was ready and he got out a small piece of ham from the refrigerator and placed it into the containment chamber. He crossed his fingers and pushed ...

What do the first few tests of a parachute and the invention of it have in common?

They were both ground breaking...

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