The shovel was such a great invention.

It was truly groundbreaking.

Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years

The dry erase board is probably the most remarkable

One day Doofenschmirtz kept delaying building his invention

He was a bit of a ProcrastINATOR

Of all modern inventions the whiteboard is....

the most remarkable.

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

Archimedes wasn't just known for inventing his many inventions. He's also considered to have invented the first insult when talking to his brother who was a cheese maker after discovering a early form of lindburger cheese....

He simply stated, You reeka!

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Before the invention of lube, Greeks used olive oil to have anal sex.

I guess you might say the people of ancient Greece loved that ancient grease.

What did people say when the inventor of the Dry Erase Board showed off his new invention.

That's Remarkable!

Terrible joke, came to me on the toilet early, but I had to say it. And it's also likely be told in some form before.

My new invention

I invented a new golf ball that’ll automatically go in the hole if it gets within four inches...

Whatever you do, do NOT carry them in your back pocket...

Why did the invention of the dry erase board amaze the world?

Because it was re-markable

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Did you hear they're finally making a documentary about the invention of the wristwatch?

It's about time.

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Scientist: My invention can creat matter in all three forms. Gas, liquid and solid.

My asshole: You know, I’m something of a scientist myself.

Andre: I call my invention the humidifier

DeAndre: umm... you’re not gonna like this.

Before invention of electricity

Judge: I sentence you to death by the acoustic chair.

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I hear they’re making a movie about the invention of the tampon.

It’s a period piece.

A Scientist, Inventor, and Engineer

A Scientist, Inventor, and Engineer are tasked with solving a major world problem. The Scientist does the research and makes a discovery that the Inventor then uses to invent the thing that will solve the problem. The engineer refines the invention until it is ready for operation. Their solution is ...

Y'all ever just stop & think about all of the amazing, world changing, discoveries/inventions we use every day? Fire, the internet, refrigeration, the wheel, the combustion engine. My favorite invention?

The shovel. That was truly groundbreaking.

Did you know that the shovel was a revolutionary invention?

Some would even call it groundbreaking.

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."


Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."


St. Pete...

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