I've got awful commitment issues

I couldn't commit to a suicide attempt to save my life

We’ve been trying to organize a Fear of Commitment workshop.

But we just can’t seem to nail down a date.

What's a real commitment to dying?


My long distance girlfriend called me saying she finally wants to meet me in person. I left her this message right before my phone died: “This is very important: I am not a man that normally makes huge commitments, but I think the time is right for us to see each other.”

Unfortunately, my phone died right after “man.”

I shouldn’t have bought balloons from a salesman with commitment issues.

There were no strings attached.

commitment issues

Doctor: You might have a phobia of marriage. Do you think you have the symptoms?

Man: Can’t say I do.

Doctor: Yes. That’s the main one.

My wife and I don't have tattoos

Because we're both afraid of long-term permanent commitments.

I found a useful website for people with commitment issues.

But I didn't want to sign up.

What do you call a fruit who's afraid of commitment?

A can't-elope

My girlfriend says I'm scared of commitment

Well, she's not really my girlfriend...

People say I lack the commitment to finish anything, and they might be right.

Because right now, I just don't care enough to

I have a problem with commitment

Never mind that joke is lame anyway

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What is the difference between participation and commitment?

A chicken participates in breakfast. A pig is committed to it.

Marriage means commitment.

Of course, so does insanity.

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Being sexist is easy. Learning to be respectful takes a long commitment and solid effort.

That's what she said.

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