What's a real commitment to dying?

Deadication

We’ve been trying to organize a Fear of Commitment workshop.

But we just can’t seem to nail down a date.

My long distance girlfriend called me saying she finally wants to meet me in person. I left her this message right before my phone died: “This is very important: I am not a man that normally makes huge commitments, but I think the time is right for us to see each other.”

Unfortunately, my phone died right after “man.”

I shouldn’t have bought balloons from a salesman with commitment issues.

There were no strings attached.

commitment issues

Doctor: You might have a phobia of marriage. Do you think you have the symptoms?

Man: Can’t say I do.

Doctor: Yes. That’s the main one.

I can see myself getting married, buying a house and having kids but

getting a tattoo? That is a real commitment.

A church got a new pastor, who the music minister immediately disliked. Eventually, their conflict spilled out into the Sunday services.

The first week, the pastor preached about commitment and how we should dedicate our lives to serving one another. The music minister led the song "I Shall Not Be Moved."

The second week, the pastor preached about tithing and how important it was for the congregation to contributed to the chu...

My girlfriend says I'm scared of commitment

Well, she's not really my girlfriend...

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A king suspected his queen of infidelity

Once a king suspected his queen of infidelity. She was pretty promiscuous and he suspected her of sleeping around. So he devised a plan. When she was sleeping, he planted a knife in her privates. He then went hunting for a week. When he came back, he told all his courtiers to strip down. Everyone ha...

What do you call a fruit who's afraid of commitment?

A can't-elope

People say I lack the commitment to finish anything, and they might be right.

Because right now, I just don't care enough to

I found a useful website for people with commitment issues.

But I didn't want to sign up.

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What is the difference between participation and commitment?

A chicken participates in breakfast. A pig is committed to it.

I have a problem with commitment

Never mind that joke is lame anyway

Marriage means commitment.

Of course, so does insanity.

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A lone traveler needed to stop and wait out a storm.

A lone traveler needed to stop and wait out a storm. She came across a church settled near the top of a mountain far away from civilization, and decided to ask for them to lend hospitality to her. A nun greeted her at the entrance when she approached the church, and lead her inside. There, she was g...

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Being sexist is easy. Learning to be respectful takes a long commitment and solid effort.

That's what she said.

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