A long term relationship is 5% love, 5 % commitment.....

And 90% asking each other what you want for dinner tonight

My girlfriend says I'm scared of commitment

Well, she's not really my girlfriend...

What do you call a fruit who's afraid of commitment?

A can't-elope

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What is the difference between participation and commitment?

A chicken participates in breakfast. A pig is committed to it.

People say I lack the commitment to finish anything, and they might be right.

Because right now, I just don't care enough to

Why is the oil price falling to below zero?

Imagine the following...you pay $500 today and commit to receiving an escort at your house in 15 days.
Cos your wife is traveling.
This is called a futures contract.

Unfortunately, lockdown came and your wife will be home for the next 60 days.

You do not want this woman to show...

I walked up to a drunk guy with a lemon

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around ...

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I’m afraid of commitment

I don’t even cum when I masturbate

Marriage means commitment.

Of course, so does insanity.

King jong-un tested positive for virus

He killed everyone else to prevent the spread

He is a man of social commitment you know!

I found a useful website for people with commitment issues.

But I didn't want to sign up.

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Being sexist is easy. Learning to be respectful takes a long commitment and solid effort.

That's what she said.

I have a problem with commitment

Never mind that joke is lame anyway

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