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What is the difference between participation and commitment?

A chicken participates in breakfast. A pig is committed to it.

What do you call a fruit who's afraid of commitment?

A can't-elope

People say I lack the commitment to finish anything, and they might be right.

Because right now, I just don't care enough to

Did you hear about the mechanic with a fear of commitment?

He likes to screw, nut and bolt.

I wouldn't say that I'm avoiding commitment . . .

but I wouldn't say that I'm not.

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Iโ€™m afraid of commitment

I donโ€™t even cum when I masturbate

Marriage means commitment.

Of course, so does insanity.

What did Rick say when he wanted to apologise to his girlfriend?

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run...

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Being sexist is easy. Learning to be respectful takes a long commitment and solid effort.

That's what she said.

Wedding cake tastes just like Birthday cake

It just takes more commitment

I found a useful website for people with commitment issues.

But I didn't want to sign up.

My girlfriend says I have commitment issues!

Well, technically she's my wife.

A man was studying to be a filmmaker...

Since he was big live music fan, he started hitting up his favorite local bands and offering to do behind-the-scenes documentary sessions as promotional materials. He got a few bites and after shooting a few small acts, his work really took off, developing a reputation for the way he seemed to disap...

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*After Breakup due to commitment issues*

Girlfriend : You're an unreliable pathetic fuck. I'm leaving! Bye!
Me : Can't say adieu.

A young businessman had just started his own firm.

He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally...

What plant bears fruit & is afraid of lifelong commitment?

Cantaloupe

I have a problem with commitment

Never mind that joke is lame anyway

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