I've got awful commitment issues

I couldn't commit to a suicide attempt to save my life

We’ve been trying to organize a Fear of Commitment workshop.

But we just can’t seem to nail down a date.

What's a real commitment to dying?

Deadication

I shouldn’t have bought balloons from a salesman with commitment issues.

There were no strings attached.

My long distance girlfriend called me saying she finally wants to meet me in person. I left her this message right before my phone died: “This is very important: I am not a man that normally makes huge commitments, but I think the time is right for us to see each other.”

Unfortunately, my phone died right after “man.”

commitment issues

Doctor: You might have a phobia of marriage. Do you think you have the symptoms?

Man: Can’t say I do.

Doctor: Yes. That’s the main one.

What do you call a fruit who's afraid of commitment?

A can't-elope

People say I lack the commitment to finish anything, and they might be right.

Because right now, I just don't care enough to

I found a useful website for people with commitment issues.

But I didn't want to sign up.

My girlfriend says I'm scared of commitment

Well, she's not really my girlfriend...

I can see myself getting married, buying a house and having kids but

getting a tattoo? That is a real commitment.

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What is the difference between participation and commitment?

A chicken participates in breakfast. A pig is committed to it.

I have a problem with commitment

Never mind that joke is lame anyway

A church got a new pastor, who the music minister immediately disliked. Eventually, their conflict spilled out into the Sunday services.

The first week, the pastor preached about commitment and how we should dedicate our lives to serving one another. The music minister led the song "I Shall Not Be Moved."

The second week, the pastor preached about tithing and how important it was for the congregation to contributed to the chu...

Marriage means commitment.

Of course, so does insanity.

After years of avoiding social commitments, I finally attended my book club meeting.

Turns out I hadn't missed out on much, they were still stuck on the same book- The Bible

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Being sexist is easy. Learning to be respectful takes a long commitment and solid effort.

That's what she said.

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