Learning about sex by watching porn is like learning to drive by watching Fast and Furious
It's angrier, quicker and much more to do with family than real life.
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When I was learning to drive in the winter, my Dad told me, "If you're ever lost in the snow, wait for a plow truck, then follow it."
One cold, snowy Minnesota night, I got lost on the way home. The snow was blowing so fast and piling up so high, I couldn't see any street signs. With no map in my car and a dead cell phone, I thought I might be stranded so I pulled over to the side of the road.
Then breaking through the flu...
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Learning to drive
A guy walks into a bar an orders a beer. "I've really been wanting to learn how to drive a stick shift," the guy tells the bartender. "But I can't find a manual."
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