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Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

You play League of Legends AND World of Warcraft??

Wow, Lol.

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Driving is like League of Legends

Everyone but me is fucking terrible.

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Why does NA never do well at worlds in League of Legends?

Cuz Americans are shit at defending towers

My school did a performance called League of Legends.

It was a play on wards.

Why is Donald Trump not a fan of League of Legends?

Because there's too much Faker news.

What did people call Iron Man after he started playing "League of Legends?"

The Toxic Avenger.

What do you call people who design icons in League of Legends?

Lolicons.

Did you hear that Nightblue3 and Eminem played League of Legends together yesterday?

Eminem got one shot

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The most toxic substances known to mankind.

1. Arsenic
2. Cyanide
3. Polonium
4. Mercury
5. The League of Legends community

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium.
(Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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A few puns I thought of while trying not to get out of bed

What did the Alabama sister say to her sibling?

"Cum at me bro".



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Why did the wild fowl sneak into the girls washroom?

He was a peeking duck



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What did the fruit farmer say when asked about his crops?

"It's bananas"



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