Franchise Jokes

Because there's so many Links

He was a poorly executed character.

A big, nationwide operating grocery franchise opened a store in a small, rural town in the midwest. Since there was only a local farmers store across the street, the manager decided to bankrupt the local store and monopolize on the town. So he approached potential customers at the door of the local... read more

Fast10

Your seat belts

Because when you are there, you are Family.

I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southe... read more

The team will take its name from Oklahoma's history as a "boom" state during the early years of settlement when people were rushing to get in. Our jerseys will say "OK Boomers".

Apparently Jada Pinkett Smith is their preferred choice.

That isnt ganon tho

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The Mask.

It’ll be called Get Hard or Die Trying

They were both eaten by a Gru

Sperm banks.

I mean I'm not saying magic is impossible, everyone on my estate fights with sticks, there may even be the odd unicorn about, but who, has ever seen a ginger kid with two mates ?

Porkins!

... because each game is made from 90% recycled material.

Scherzer threw his glove out of the way and everybody started crowding the mound, jumping up and down with pure joy. Man the expressions on their faces were completely Bryceless!

OV O's!

"Jar Jar Binks Wakes up from a Dream..."

Because they should stop and not do that

Solo

He prefers them well Done-Done.

He pleaded with producers to give him just one more film but they already had his replacement lined up, a younger actor they felt was more suitable for the leading role in an action movie. But Dalton wouldn't quit that easily. He convinced the producers that if he could best his would-be replacement... read more

It was from carrying the Star Wars franchise

They were the only team powerful enough to destroy the franchise

Apparently it came out after the release of the Twilight franchise caused a spike in the popularity of mythical beings as romantic partners.

A friend of mine, I'll call her Bella for privacy, was on the app for a bit and her first match was a Lycanthrope. They went for a long walk and afterw... read more