C, E flat and G walk into a bar.

They ask the bartender for a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve minors here”. E flat walks out while C and G have a fifth between the two of them.

8 year old johnny wanted a tattoo of his girlfriend, but the tattoo artist told him he doesn't tattoo minors.

So johnny got one of a 21 year old girl instead.

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I read the report on the sexual abuse of minors in the Catholic church

It seems that much of the abuse took place in the rectory.

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I cannot believe all the people being charged with sexually abusing minors. Can’t the minors defend themselves?

After all, They have shovels and pickaxes. Can’t they use those in self defense?

A 6-year-old walks into a bar...

The bartender tells says they don't serve minors as all they have are hard liquors. The child says he wants two whiskies then a malt. The bartender says that he needs to see ID. The child shows an ID from another country, claiming he is 95 years old. The bartender gives the child the ID back and ask...

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I just can't stop pissing on minors.

It's my R. Kelly's Heel.

E flat walks into a bar.

The bartender says "we don't serve minors."

C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. So D comes in and heads for the bathr...

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My friend got two minors on his driving test and still passed

But when I ran over a child this morning everyone lost their shit

I got arrested buying E-Cigs for minors...

They charged me with statutory vape.

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