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Minors Jokes

I got six minors on my driving test.

I accidentally reversed into a school playground.

My buddy is attracted to minors

He had the nerve to look at me like I’m the weird one. That’s the last time I pick him up from middle school.

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I cannot believe all the people being charged with sexually abusing minors. Can’t the minors defend themselves?

After all, They have shovels and pickaxes. Can’t they use those in self defense?

A priest walks into a bar.

Bartender says: sorry, we don’t serve minors.

C, E flat and G walk into a bar.

They ask the bartender for a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve minors here”. E flat walks out while C and G have a fifth between the two of them.

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I just can't stop pissing on minors.

It's my R. Kelly's Heel.

I got arrested buying E-Cigs for minors...

They charged me with statutory vape.

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My friend got two minors on his driving test and still passed

But when I ran over a child this morning everyone lost their shit

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I read the report on the sexual abuse of minors in the Catholic church

It seems that much of the abuse took place in the rectory.

C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. So D comes in and heads for the bathr...

What do you call people who work for Elon Musk's lithium operations?

Minors.

What's the difference between pop punk and hardcore punk?

A hardcore band is a Minor Threat. A pop punk band is a threat to minors.

I had a good joke involving Jared Fogle, Roman Polanski, and Jimmy Saville walking into a bar

But it occurred to me that they wouldn't be somewhere where there wouldn't be minors.

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