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Lay Claim Jokes

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My little brother wanted to be treated like a prince...

...So I slit his throat while he was sleeping to ensure he didn't lay claim to my crown.

Sir John Harrington, the inventor of the flush toilet, is well remembered for two reasons.

Number 1 and Number 2

(Note: Ancient civilizations like the Mesopotamians and Minoans can also lay claim to inventing flush toilets too, I guess)

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It’s ironic that China doesn’t want us calling it “Chinese Coronavirus”.

They lay claim to just about about everything else even vaguely related to them: Tibet, Taiwan, Hong Kong, every tiny island for about 5,000 miles in any direction...

I found an aircraft graveyard...

I decided to lay claim to it, and turn it into a sovereign country. I planted a flag, erected border passages, etc.

I got ousted by local government though, when they asked me what I was doing. They demanded an ex-plane-nation...

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