Laundry Detergent Jokes

Gainz

What can I say? My hands were Tide.

Not as soft, doesn't smell as good, but gets way more loads

Because it told him to keep his whites and colours separate.

Sometimes it was All or muffin.

A young boy was at the corner of a grocery store picking out a box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over, and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. 'Oh, no laundry,' the boy said, 'I'm going to wash my dog.' 'But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's ... read more

My hands were tide.

One day, the wife looks out of the window and sees the woman hanging her laundry to dry and it's dirty. She says to her husband, "Why is her laundry so dirty? Does she not know how to do laundry properly? Maybe she has bad laundry detergent?"

The husband doesn't say a word. Time and time aga... read more

A man was looking for a job. The only issue was that he had a harelip, so he was hard to understand. One day, he sees a man walking up the street selling laundry detergent door to door, and approaches him. The man says in a cracking voice, "excuse me sir, are you hiring?" The salesman replies, "I do... read more

the LAUNDRY DETERGENT to wash the stains from my clothes,
and the WISDOM to know the difference.

It's worth joining just to find out the name of the brilliant laundry detergent they use.