Why do we wash clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out-tide

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A little boy saw his mother naked..

and asked her, "What is that between your legs?"

The woman, having not shaved her pubic hair in a while, says, "It's my wash cloth, darling." The woman shaves her pubic hair that night.

A few days later, the boy sees his mother naked again. "Mom, where did your wash cloth go?"

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