US law enforcement is like Clorox bleach...

Safe for whites, but tough on colors.

Why was the employee fired for covering his employment terms with Clorox?

It was a bleach of contract

Work got cancelled for two weeks, so I go to the grocery store on the way home.

I’ve seen all the news, lots of Facebook pictures of empty shelves, but I was not prepared for this madness. There’s a line of like five people by the frozen goods aisle, trying to get pizza.

So I decide to go get some ramen. I know it’s not the best, but it keeps forever and I’ve been perfec...

President Trump is completely right about coronavirus treatment.

If you eat chloroquine phosphate, drink a pint of Clorox, shoot-up rubbing alcohol, shove a flashlight up your ass, and crash on a tanning bed, you will never get Covid-19.

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