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Toiletry Jokes

If you take a dump in a stump…

does it become a toiletry?

What happens when toilet paper grows up big and strong?

It becomes a toiletry.

Never Be Dishonest With Smart Women

Man on telephone talking to his wife: "Dear, I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my manager for seven days. I think that this is a positive and great opportunity for me to get that promotion finally.
So honey, will you be able to please pack enough clothes for seven days, my toiletry bag ...

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