Cleanly Jokes

If done cleanly and properly, it might be even better than conventional methods. But add a few messy mistakes and it's considered taboo.

One day the king had to go for a year long expedition, and knew his queen was going to have sex with everyone through the county, so he turned to his court magistrate for help.

The court magistrate showed the king a pair of metal panties, with a hole in the middle.

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