Ladders Jokes - 12 Hilarious Ladders Jokes

extendable ladders are just regular ladders

with extra steps

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A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer.
The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's co...

A man hires a blonde to paint his porch.

He tells her that the brushes, paint, and ladders are in the garage.

About 30 minutes later he hears a knock and answers the door. The blonde lets him know that she's finished.

"Wow" he says, "that was quick. Did you have enough paint?"

"Yup, enough for 2 coats!" she replies....

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Ladders are like women.

They'll have you climbing the fucking walls!

I’m suspicious of ladders

They always seem to be up to something

My company issued us new ladders.

They were cheaply made and barely supported 100lb of weight, but when I posted a picture to Reddit it got taken down by the mods.

I forgot to mark it as NSFW.

My father has a serious problem with ladders.

He just gets high all day...

Welcome to my 3 step programme on how to climb ladders

Step 1

Step 2

Step 3

A blonde is going door to door trying to find some paying work She knocks on one door and an older man opens it up. "Hey mister, do you have any odd jobs I could do for cash?"

He looks her up and down and surmises that she's an idiot whom he can take advantage of.

"I'll give you ten dollars if you paint my porch. There's paint, brushes, ladders and everything you'll need next to the car in the garage."

"Sure, sounds great!"

The man closes the door, ch...

How to climb a ladder

Step one

Step two

Someone stole all the ladders from my farm

I guess they really wanted to get high

I was so addicted to ladders, using them to get high.

Luckily, i found a 12 step program to get off.

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