A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The ma...
I'll never forget my granddad's last word to me just before he died
the words where: JIMMY ARE U STILL HOLDING THE LADDERS
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A fireman is sitting in front of the station when he sees a little boy coming down the street in a little red wagon. He's put little ladders on the side and a garden hose is coiled in the front.
The kid is wearing a fireman's helmet and the wagon is tied to a dog and cat who are pulling the wagon.
"That sure is a nice fire truck you got there." "Thanks," the boy says.
The fireman looks more closely and sees the boy has the wagon tied to the dog's collar and the cat's test...
I’m suspicious of ladders
They always seem to be up to something
How to climb a ladder
My friend is addicted to buying ladders
He uses them to get high.
A blonde is going door to door trying to find some paying work She knocks on one door and an older man opens it up. "Hey mister, do you have any odd jobs I could do for cash?"
He looks her up and down and surmises that she's an idiot whom he can take advantage of.
"I'll give you ten dollars if you paint my porch. There's paint, brushes, ladders and everything you'll need next to the car in the garage."
"Sure, sounds great!"
The man closes the door, ch...
My company issued us new ladders.
They were cheaply made and barely supported 100lb of weight, but when I posted a picture to Reddit it got taken down by the mods.
I forgot to mark it as NSFW.
Welcome to my 3 step programme on how to climb ladders
A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole.
So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess.
An engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures...
My father has a serious problem with ladders.
He just gets high all day...