A very religious man's child was caught with measles....
The man put the child in his bed and trusted God to rescue him. A neighbor came by and said, “His temperature will soon be too high and will cause irreparable health problems, let me give him some medicine.”
“No thanks” replied the religious man. “I’ve prayed to God and I’m sure he will ...
An old but timely parable / joke for our times
A river valley was flooding fast. A TV news bulletin warned residents to get to higher ground. But as everyone was evacuating, a smug Evangelist stood his ground and declared "I will pray to God to deliver me from this disaster!"
So he prayed.
Some time went by and the floodwaters ro...
A flash flood warning is broadcasted. The streets fill with water, and people begin to evacuate—except for one Catholic woman.
She stays in her home and prays. A bus pulls up to her house, and the driver urges her to get out, but she replies, “No. God will save me.” The bus driver reluctantly pulls away.
Water begins pooling into her house, and she calmly rises to the second floor.
Through the window, she sees...
God will save me.
A man is living in a house when a dam breaks and a violent flash flood happens and hits his whole neighborhood. The water begins rising higher and higher every moment. He's standing outside knee deep in water when some people on a canoe show up, they say to him "Hurry, get onto our canoe and we'll...
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