I’ve got a stepladder.

I never knew my real ladder.

A co-worker complained that he'd had two stepladders...

...but his assistants had lost them both. I said it was clear that they weren't ready to work in highly-placed positions.

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Everyone talks about their stepladder. I grew up with a step stool. Never knew my real stool...

But that's okay, everyone tells me he was a piece of crap.

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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Happy Endings...

There's a middle aged guy - getting a bit fat and bald now, got a gimpy leg so he's walking with a cane - his wife just gave up trying to get horny and sent him out to find his fun somewhere else.

So he arrives at a brothel he'd heard about - pretty tall, a townhouse, very plain looking outsi...

I tried being a barber for a while but I just couldn't cut it.

Bonus joke:

Had to buy a stepladder the other day, I never knew my real ladder.

A fireman was working outside the station...

A fireman was working outside the station when a little girl wearing a firefighter's helmet rolled up in a wagon that was decked out like a firetruck, complete with a stepladder hanging from the side and a garden hose coiled up in the middle. Pulling the wagon were a dog and a cat, each tethered by ...

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