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I’ve got a stepladder.

I never knew my real ladder.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Usually one. Lightbulbs are relatively easy to screw in, although depending on the position/location of said light it may require a stepladder or some sort of object to stand on to elevate yourself. Always be careful when installing electronics, make sure the light switch is OFF before going near it

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Three couples are trying to join a very conservative church

After going through all of the night classes, Bible lectures, and vows, the minister says they have one final test: they must abstain from relations for one week. All of them agree and go on their way.

When they return, the minister asks them how they did.

The first couple is in their...

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Everyone talks about their stepladder. I grew up with a step stool. Never knew my real stool...

But that's okay, everyone tells me he was a piece of crap.

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to hold the penis … I mean the stepladder.

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Happy Endings...

There's a middle aged guy - getting a bit fat and bald now, got a gimpy leg so he's walking with a cane - his wife just gave up trying to get horny and sent him out to find his fun somewhere else.

So he arrives at a brothel he'd heard about - pretty tall, a townhouse, very plain looking outsi...

I tried being a barber for a while but I just couldn't cut it.

Bonus joke:

Had to buy a stepladder the other day, I never knew my real ladder.

A fireman was working outside the station...

A fireman was working outside the station when a little girl wearing a firefighter's helmet rolled up in a wagon that was decked out like a firetruck, complete with a stepladder hanging from the side and a garden hose coiled up in the middle. Pulling the wagon were a dog and a cat, each tethered by ...

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