Stepladder Jokes

For some reason, it keeps getting stuck...

I never knew my real ladder..

Usually one. Lightbulbs are relatively easy to screw in, although depending on the position/location of said light it may require a stepladder or some sort of object to stand on to elevate yourself. Always be careful when installing electronics, make sure the light switch is OFF before going near it

... when a man runs up to them, crosses himself, then spreads his arms and closes his eyes.

"Excuse me," Jehovah says to Ra, "this will only take a second." He waves his hands, there's a flash of light, and a purring kitten goes scampering away from where the man had been.

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...but his assistants had lost them both. I said it was clear that they weren't ready to work in highly-placed positions.

Because it wasn't his real dad

Bonus joke:

Had to buy a stepladder the other day, I never knew my real ladder.

A fireman was working outside the station when a little girl wearing a firefighter's helmet rolled up in a wagon that was decked out like a firetruck, complete with a stepladder hanging from the side and a garden hose coiled up in the middle. Pulling the wagon were a dog and a cat, each tethered by ... read more