The ladder was one he’d found in a dumpster a few years before and, since he was poor and needed a ladder, he snatched it up and considered himself lucky. Over time, as he used the ladder on large murals, it would invariably be off-kilter, would not sit flush to the wall, or a rung would slip and ro...
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My take on a shaggy dog story
A man walks into a bar, orders a pint and sees a sign pinned up above the till - “talking cat, going cheap.”
He calls the barman over and asks him what the deal with the cat is and can he have a look at it. The man shrugs, goes into the back and returns with a mangy old Tom cat.
You can't perform a religious ceremony with only using a few parts of a ladder
Two rungs don't make a rite