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Awareness Jokes

On Monday we start Diarrhea Awareness Week.

Runs until Friday.

TIL that October is Dwarfism awareness month.

This surprised me, because I'd have thought it would have been February...

October is ADHD awareness month.

Appropriately enough it is also fire prevention month, breast cancer awareness month, the first couple of weeks are part of Hispanic heritage month and and some other things that I forgot.

September is Alzheimer's Awareness Month

Never forget...

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Donald Trump said, "I declare April as Sexual Assault Awareness month."

His aide said, "So what do think are some good ways to prevent it?"

Trump replied, "Prevent it?"

I went on a diabetes awareness webiste

...and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is this a trick question?

The other day I learned about the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon, which is when increased awareness of something causes you to create the illusion of it happening more frequently

I’ve been seeing a lot more examples of it lately

Did anyone else know September is deaf awareness month?

I’d never heard of it.

Since its international Stoke awareness day

3 old ladies are sitting on a bench together and a flasher runs up to them and exposes himself, the first old lady has a look and then has a stroke, the second old lady also has a look then has a stroke, but the third old lady was too far away and it hurt to stand up so she just had a look

A lot of people call Valentine’s Day “singles awareness day,” but that’s actually today

4/04 date not found

February is Eczema awareness month....

I am raising money by selling scratch cards.

Vaccination awareness is rising

Last night I saw a young man vaccinate himself behind a dumpster

I phoned the Drugs Awareness helpline today.

"Can I speak to the Cocaine Councillor please" I asked. "You'll have to wait" he replied,"he's on another line."

My doctor just diagnosed me with a severe lack of awareness

That came out of nowhere

To raise heart health awareness, Cardi B changes her name...

To Cardi O

All my friends told me I have no self-awareness

Ridiculous, if I had no self-awareness I think I'd know.

Alright ladies, we all know it's Breastfeeding Awareness week.

There's no need to milk it.

Tomorrow is Downs Syndrome Awareness Day

You're supposed to wear crazy socks.

I'm just going to wear extra jeans.

I'm trying to spread "quotient" awareness

Please upvote for divisibility.

Twice a year there is a newsletter released about dried fruit.

On those dates it is raisin awareness of currant events.

Today, March 26th, is Epilepsy Awareness day.

So get on out there and seize the day!

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What did John say when he attended the paraplegic women's awareness dance?

"Yo this dance floor is crawling with pussy"

I've been looking everywhere for my Leprosy awareness bracelet;

I can never find my left arm when I need it.

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Saw some Little People marching for Sexual Health Awareness yesterday...

They were chanting “Stand Up for Blowjobs”.

Can we take a serious moment to raise awareness about the North Atlantic Garbage Patch?

Not enough people really talk about England very much

The UK is officially changing its name in honor of mental health awareness.

The new name being "U.O.K.?"

I am involved with a group that supports gastrointestinal awareness.

We call ourselves the bowel movement.

Did you hear that Adelle started a campaign to raise awareness for sea life by reading Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone while scuba diving 60 ft under the water.

They called it "Rowling in the Deep"

Three ghosts were talking about what was keeping them from being promoted from ghoul to specter.



The first confessed, "I have a weakness for boooooooooooooobs."

The second admitted, "I drink too much boooooooooooooze."

The third said, "I lack situational awareness."

Does anyone else ever suddenly get all existential and acutely aware of their own self-awareness and that other people around you have their own consciousness?

Just making sure it's not just me.

I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert...

...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas

I play music for the National Alzheimer's Awareness club

"Somebody I used to know" probably wasn't the best song to pick

A guy says to his friend, "Did you know that today is S.A.D., Single Awareness Day?"

His friend says, "Yeah, but I thought you had a girlfriend."

First guy says, "I do. I'm just making sure you were aware that you are single."

Globally, the lack of awareness for women's reproductive health is a major problem. We need to grow up and understand that menstruation is not a joke.

Period.

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I'm organising an event to help raise awareness of male sexual dysfunction, particularly a failure to climax.

If you can't come, let me know.

Love him or hate him at least President Trump is raising awareness of one of the greatest challenges facing America.....

....Mental Health. 'Cause either that dude is crazy or I am and my best guess is before all this is said and done we're all going to need a little therapy.

To make a better Internet, I compiled a list of scams and manipulation techniques in order to raise awareness in the most gullible users.

Number 27 will make you cringe

When I signed up for college they said I had to take a 'Fat Awareness' class

I said that do we need 'Fat Awareness' for? They're so easy to spot.

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My nonprofit for constipation awareness went bankrupt (at least half of you can guess the punchline)...

because no one gave a shit!!! yeah yeah, I know where the door is...

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Tim and Jake goes to watch a football game

Tim : What is that on players back?

Jake : Oh that, the players have written their name in braille to raise awareness about blind people.

Tim : Raise awareness about blind people. Who the fuck doesn't know about blind people.

Jake : Well the deaf have never heard about them.

Just saw that our local Police Department got 2 huge new trucks with "Criminal Gang Unit" labeled on the sides.

Finally, some self awareness.

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The year: 2029. A brilliant scientist is constructing the first sentient artificial intelligence.

He's working out of his garage in San Francisco, living on charitable donations from his worried friends. He dropped out of college when he realized he could change the world — there's no going back; his life is dedicated to this project. At first, he is met with failure upon failure. But then, he r...

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