Since its international Stoke awareness day

3 old ladies are sitting on a bench together and a flasher runs up to them and exposes himself, the first old lady has a look and then has a stroke, the second old lady also has a look then has a stroke, but the third old lady was too far away and it hurt to stand up so she just had a look

Did anyone else know September is deaf awareness month?

I’d never heard of it.

To raise heart health awareness, Cardi B changes her name...

To Cardi O

I'm starting a charity to raise awareness of pyramid schemes.

Donate $100 to register as a fundraiser and you'll receive 10% of all donations you raise.

On Monday we start Diarrhea Awareness Week.

Runs until Friday.

I was on a diabetes awareness website...

It asked if I accept cookies. Definitely a trick question!

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Nutty Joke

I made this up while playing around at work, but I'm sure it's already been come up with at some point; however I would like to submit this joke:

Ask someone, "do you participate in No Nuts November?" They will either smile, look confused, or both. Then tell them that it's a peanut allergy aw...

My doctor just diagnosed me with a severe lack of awareness

That came out of nowhere

All my friends told me I have no self-awareness

Ridiculous, if I had no self-awareness I think I'd know.

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What did John say when he attended the paraplegic women's awareness dance?

"Yo this dance floor is crawling with pussy"

Alright ladies, we all know it's Breastfeeding Awareness week.

There's no need to milk it.

The UK is officially changing its name in honor of mental health awareness.

The new name being "U.O.K.?"

I'm programming software to raise awareness about diseases..

McCoughy Antivirus

I phoned the Drugs Awareness helpline today.

"Can I speak to the Cocaine Councillor please" I asked. "You'll have to wait" he replied,"he's on another line."

I've decided to combat the Coronavirυs by raising awareness.

I spent the day canvassing the street and delivering 10-minute lectures to passerbys about the importance of social isolation, especially if you're feeling sick.

I think I'm making progress. I've already spoken to 50 people today!

I'm especially proud of today's efforts because I woke ...

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Donald Trump said, "I declare April as Sexual Assault Awareness month."

His aide said, "So what do think are some good ways to prevent it?"

Trump replied, "Prevent it?"

Globally, the lack of awareness for women's reproductive health is a major problem. We need to grow up and understand that menstruation is not a joke.

Period.

Tomorrow is Downs Syndrome Awareness Day

You're supposed to wear crazy socks.

I'm just going to wear extra jeans.

Can we take a serious moment to raise awareness about the North Atlantic Garbage Patch?

Not enough people really talk about England very much

October is Eczema awareness month.

So I'm raising money by selling scratch off lottery tickets.

I've been looking everywhere for my Leprosy awareness bracelet;

I can never find my left arm when I need it.

I was telling my children about the health benefits of eating dried fruits recently

It's really all about raisin awareness.

To make a better Internet, I compiled a list of scams and manipulation techniques in order to raise awareness in the most gullible users.

Number 27 will make you cringe

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Saw some Little People marching for Sexual Health Awareness yesterday...

They were chanting “Stand Up for Blowjobs”.

Today, March 26th, is Epilepsy Awareness day.

So get on out there and seize the day!

I am involved with a group that supports gastrointestinal awareness.

We call ourselves the bowel movement.

A guy says to his friend, "Did you know that today is S.A.D., Single Awareness Day?"

His friend says, "Yeah, but I thought you had a girlfriend."

First guy says, "I do. I'm just making sure you were aware that you are single."

Vaccination awareness is rising

Last night I saw a young man vaccinate himself behind a dumpster

William Shakespeare came to get vaccinated.

Nurse: Which arm?

Shakespeare: As You Like It

Nurse: Was that painful?

Shakespeare: Much Ado About Nothing

Nurse: You will have to have a second jab.

Shakespeare: Measure For Measure

Nurse: So what do you think of the general awareness with regard to Covi...

Love him or hate him at least President Trump is raising awareness of one of the greatest challenges facing America.....

....Mental Health. 'Cause either that dude is crazy or I am and my best guess is before all this is said and done we're all going to need a little therapy.

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4 Men at a bar discuss the most difficult sport to play. The first man, wide as a dishwasher and having huge muscles all over, says

“I’m a football player, it’s the hardest sport in the world to play! You’ve gotta be in top physical condition and have excellent situational awareness.”

The second man, an older gentleman wearing a collared shirt, says “Sorry champ, but the actual hardest sport to play is golf. Every swing o...

I'm trying to spread "quotient" awareness

Please upvote for divisibility.

Next week is national diarrhoea awareness week

It runs to Sunday

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A Strip club and a Tattoo parlor teamed up to spread awareness about breast cancer

They call it the Tit for Tat model.

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I'm organising an event to help raise awareness of male sexual dysfunction, particularly a failure to climax.

If you can't come, let me know.

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Why did a mathematician named his dog Cauchy?

Let me test math awareness of this sub. This was told by a professor in a class.

Answer: because it left residue at every pole!

I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert...

...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas

When I signed up for college they said I had to take a 'Fat Awareness' class

I said that do we need 'Fat Awareness' for? They're so easy to spot.

I play music for the National Alzheimer's Awareness club

"Somebody I used to know" probably wasn't the best song to pick

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My nonprofit for constipation awareness went bankrupt (at least half of you can guess the punchline)...

because no one gave a shit!!! yeah yeah, I know where the door is...

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